What's the wackiest thing you had up your ass Ladies or Gentlemen ?

how did that feel? and was there water running? haha
i might try

 

Pinata Leg / other paper mache craft
Popsicle
Wiimote (Rumble)
Laser Pointer
Crucifix
Shower Head Nozzle
Stick of Pepperoni (easily shaved into different textures)
Car Antenna with Ball Topper
Wooden Popgun
Condom full of Bendy/Curly straws
Ball from Ball and Paddle game (for a little extra spank)
Koosh Balls
Weebles

:dupe: I have no clue how safe any of that is. :dupe:

 

rubber chicken

 

Ah, why didn't I think of that.

 

damm your b/f is Lucky

 

A tree branch.

 

marry me.

eheh...

 

When I was a kid, even before I knew anything about masturbation (anal or otherwise), I used to love inserting loads of marbles & popping them out again. I never knew why, I just knew it felt better than simply opening my bowels - plus there was a certain 'kick' to doing something that could be considered 'naughty' if anyone found out.

 

All sorts of things but the wackiest was the 2 inch ball on the trailer hitch while still attached to the truck. The cold steel felt great! I've also had my own dick up there, I guess I'm long enough - even came in my own ass once or twice. I would give anything to have my wife fist or foot me but I just can't seem to convince her to do it (yet).

 

mine is a three way tie between a laser pointer, highlighter, and a banana...since then i've upgraded to 3 vibes, 1 suction cup dildo, and anal beads

 

toothbrush or a marker, thats about all im comfy with anyways

 

The whole thing? Jesus... you must be like Stretch Armstrong or something.

 

bottle, vibrator, buttplug, my finger, zuchini, carrot, vienna sausage, little hotel shampoo bottle, strapon - thats about it i think

 

Only penis, sorry, boring.

 

Oh yeah, and fingers. oops, forgot.

 

nothing. No offense to all of you honest and wonderful people, but my husband and i don't like anal sex.

 

Well, no offense to you, but why are you even responding to this thread?

By the way, I did finally get fisted by my wife last night and it was fuckin awesome!!!

 

fingers, dick, many different dildos and vibrators, perfume bottle, soda can, beer bottle, anal beads, carrot, cucumber, plugs, water bottle, and a stick of butter ( read a story about that one, figured id give it a try )

 

face wah bottle, toothbrush holder, fingers, shampoo bottle, pens, stick(bad idea) and right now i have 3 marbles up my ass(the big marbles too

 

A bowling trophy.