reason #1,000,001 to beat Bush

Please pretty please, dear country of mine, do not re-elect the president. For a number of reasons, most of which have been listed again and again. I'm now going to give you another...

KEEP ME EMPLOYED!

Okay? Listen, if Bush wins, my bass player moves to Canada. And we can't go on without him, that will be the end of the band! Please don't break up the band. Keep Entrance 26 together, for my sake. I need this job y'all. My relationship with the band will deteriorate without our dear bassist, he's the only one I can depend on. And then how will we go on to be big stars? How am I to take them to the top if the band breaks up?

DON'T DO THAT TO ME!

VOTE KERRY​

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This message brought to you by the groupies... er, groupie of Entrance 26, the almost fucking greatest band ever.​

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thank you. ​

 

Why is your bassist moving to Canada if Bush is re-elected?

 

Both he and his father are morons.

They swear by it, they will really move. They're looking at houses. I think that's taking blind liberalism maybe a bit too far... but the point is, I need him to stay here.

Where I can control him.

 

I would move.It would be hard to take another 4 years with that fucking idiot in power.

 

But... but... you're supposed to put the band first!

THE BAND DAMNIT!

 

yea bush is a dumbass. thats all i have to say about that.

 

Let's move to Iraq.

 

I'm up for it if you are.




On another note, www.irregulartimes.com is coming up with 2004 reasons to boot Bush. If the guy writing the reasons doesnt reach 2004 by the time of the election, he's going to eat his own hat