The Search Button Appreciation Thread...

pfft.. i can't pick up ladies for the life of me

 

I think somebody already made this thread a while back...SEARCH!

 

You should try the "hey lady, let's have sex line". Or maybe it only works for lesbians?
I doubt you have trouble with the ladies! But maybe that's because I have a weakness for bearded men.

 

nope

 

lines like that dont work for fat hairy guys.. we just come off as dirty pervs

 

i'd bet money they don't work for skinny hairy guys either

 

Yeah, I like being able to act like a dirty perv but it's totally acceptable because I'm a cute girl and ladies just think I'm joking until I slip them a roofie...

 

all fun and games til the roofies start a poppin....

roofie poppin leads to panties droppin

 

hawt

 

Congratulations for having THE only original thread! Toke urself a fatty

 

I love bad pick up lines. I was at a gay bar the other night and this hispanic man literally looked me up and down walking from one end of the club to the other. Then did it again and licked his lips at me and shit, making humping motions and such. And I went outside to leave and he was out smoking a cig and went "Hey baby, you leaving so soon?" and I said " Why yes I am, have a great night!" to which he said "Dammmn, but I wanna piece of dat!!!" So I just said "WHAT?! A piece of what!?" and he just said "uhhh... you know, THAT" and I said "MY PUSSY!?" really loud and he just went "... yeah... "

Then I literally ran to my car because men make me nervous, haha. I love getting hit on by straight men in a gay bar...

 

epic

 

I wish. Shit like that just makes me want to take a shower.

 

the part about you screaming "MY PUSSY" is funny

i wish i was there for that

though this is in nowhere near epicness to the story i'm hearing over at hipchat

 

Haha,, what the fuck is hipchat? The chatroom? I went in there once like 2 years ago and it was really weird and cult-like. What are they saying?

 

most epic story ever, you'll have to remind me tomorrow

i can't focus enough to relay it

cuz i'm in there tryin' to catch it all

 

you sexual beings need to have a sexual thread somewhere, but not in the search button. I'm pretty sure searching is like my favorite thing to do at hipforums

 

watching joker chew people the fuck out about using the search bar is my favorite thing to do on hf

 

i like to watch eric yell and then bump appropriate thread if i am there

 

ah, the good ol' 1-2