Hippy IQ test: If you remove all marbles from a jar, how many marbles will remain in the jar? (1) None (2) All of the marbles (3) Like, wow, like where’s the jar, man? If you remove all water from a lake, how much water will remain in the lake? (1) None (2) All the water will remain in the lake (3) Duhuh, like far out man. If you remove all nutrients from the soil, how many nutrients will remain in the soil? (1) None (2) The nutrients magically reappear all by themselves (3) Uh, I smoked nutrients once, huh, like wow, far out man. If humans continue shipping food crops to cities without the farmers replacing the lost nutrients that naturally exist in animal excretion, will the soil remain fertile or will the soil become depleted? (1) Depleted (2) No nutrients are in foods, it’s all hippy propaganda, vitamins are poisonous, science will save the day (3) Wow man, like I thought food came from Wal-Mart man. Scoring: 10 points per answer (1) -1,000,000,000 points per answer (2) 5 points per answer (3) 40 points = Like wow, like you can think man, like cool man, like far out. 35 points = No, I said “magically reappear”, I did not say “magic dust”. 20 points = You give us happiness when we see your happiness. Under 20 points = Certified establishment conformist. And like, we’re being told by the man that there is no population problem, that science can magically make all nutrients reappear in farmers’ soil, and that there is no need to return to Nature’s way. There is no corporate profit in healthy humans, the man is corporate, and the man is the one that rules the schools that teach our children that soil depletion does not occur. A stoned hippy can be smarter than the man.
