Hello stoners! Let me tell you about my day... I got up and went to my buddies house and we smoked about 8 bowls. Then I go over to my other friends house and cop a fat quarter of some good mids for the $30 and five 7.5 percocets for $20. Later I found out that those percs were 5s and he charged me $4 a piece... I told him about it and he just said "Ok" and gave me a blank stare. This guy doesn't fuck around so I just left it at that. I go back in my buddies apartment and his girlfriend comes home with a new bottle of lean... so I cop it from her for $30. Then we smoked a codeine laced blunt, and I took a mouthful and a half of some of the lean, and went swimming at these blue holes we have around here. We go back to my buddies apartment and I found a bag of GOOD cocaine with about 1.75 grams in it... I knew it was the guy's from upstairs because he gets fucked up and sales a lot of coke. Anyway, coke isn't my thing so I just took a bump out of it and traded my buddy for 4 hits of GREAT acid. I feel like the drug man. I got a bottle of lean, some buds, five percocets, about a bump of some coke, and four hits of acid. I think I might take two hits of that acid tonight.
T-shirt being 1/16th of an ounce of coke. Yeah a half 8th is definitely worth more than 4 hits, but then again you found the coke so either way you win because you didn't have to buy it.
I have some heart breaking news but the dude I traded it for weighed it to 2.3 with the bag after me and someone else took a bump... But as I said, coke isn't my thing and I wasn't going to do it anyway and would've rather had some acid. He paid $15 a hit and it's Alex Grey's universal mind lattice.
I just don't like coke. I've done it enough times to know it's not for me... I don't like it and I don't want to like it.
