Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

Cell phone?

 

yeah just hold one up to your ear

 

Maybe you can pretend it's a conch shell and hear the ocean in it.

 

Bury it in the sand

 

blow on it like a flute

 

I still would send it to Hippie I AM.............cant get that answer of hers outta my mind http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showpost.php?p=4521169&postcount=461

 

Put it in your bunghole

 

Let it roll down the street

 

put it in a time capsule

 

Try to make an egg gun...............like a potato gun..but it shoots eggs

 

(imagines getting pelted with a frozen solid egg)
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Launch it from a sling. (like david and goliath style)

 

Build an egg trebuchet

 

page it

 

Throw them at people with calculators on their knuckles

 

separate the yolk and the white, and use the white to thicken a small amount of kerosene. use mixture creatively.

 

rub two together and make fire

 

Put on top edge of open door in your friends house

 

give it to the cat to play with

 

You mean give to a pussy??

 

and we're back to hippie I am popping it out of her crotch.....lol