"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..."

I'm cataloging OWB's cd cases, and ordering replacements for them because he's running them backwards on his RCA turntable

 

I was playing, Don't Worry, Be Happy, backwards and it told me not to come into work today.

 

I'm whispering to make OWB think his cds have backwards masking

 

I hear a whispering voice telling me not to go to work today and that I should go and get some more of Born25YearsTooLate's Primo Hash.

 

I cant come into work today because I was the top fugitive profiled today on Americas Most Wanted

 

I just found out I'm allergic to work.

 

I'm making more hash, OWB's got his pipe out....gotta restock my supply for next week...lol

 

I can't come into work because I fucked up in tinting class and my hair looks like an easter egg.

 

My gun ran out of ammo

 

I'm having a Harry Potter marathon!

 

Somebody tied me up to the bed.

 

Somebody tied me to the bed with bandannas.

 

I'm hiding

 

I'm crying like a baby.

 

my hand is stuck in the toaster

 

Because you fired me yesterday you asshole!

 

I am locked in my bedroom.

 

Somebody tied me to the bed with bananas.

 

I slipped an fell walking through OlderWaterBrother's bed.

 

I have to take crummyrummy to the hospital to make sure everythings ok after the slip and fall.