Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

How about I hard boil that egg and stick in my vagina and pretend I'm a bird and plop it out?

 

put them in bottles, and sell them as "miracle cures"

 

Now that's kinky

 

Ha ha ha, I know right?
I got a little kink in me.

 

Glue them together in the shape of a pair of lips.

 

Collect the eggs,boil the eggs.....drive to Oneness's house,pick him up,then drive to Hippie I Am's place......................and...........

 

Place them in the middle of an intersection and wait.

 

carry them for a week, trying not to break them. If you succeed youll be a good parent.

BTW, BBAD, I'm filming it. For the "personal stash"

 

Throw them at beggers.........................and buggers

 

bake it out

 

name it.

 

Send it away to college

 

take it to hawaii and drop it into a lava flow

 

Poke it with a safety pin.

 

Pray for it

 

use it for hair conditioner

 

Fry it in a frying pan and eat it. ( I'm hungry for some fried eggs now, lol ).

 

give it to a Chinese person

 

Give it to the penguins in Antarctica and see what they do with it.

 

cell phone