Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

Burn it for practicing witchcraft

 

Make it the leader of a worldwide religion

 

plant them

 

Sell them on Ebay

 

Nativity Scene.

Also Recycle them

 

send them to Iran

 

Throw them at George Bush

 

Buy a radio controlled helicopter and practice dropping egg bombs at the beach

 

Raise it like a child

 

Keep it in your hand at all times and constantly wisper to it,and always publicly refer to it as "Little Buddy"

 

Put eye makeup on em.

 

Juggle with them

 

Give it to George Carlin. lol

 

Throw them at the immigrants who refuse to learn english

 

Give it Gandalf.

 

coat it with silicone sealant and stuff it up a cop car's tailpipe

 

Throw it at a cop.

 

empty the egg out of the shell.

fry and eat egg.

fill eggshell with a mixture of moist soil and pot seeds.

seal shell

throw in obscure place, making sure shell breaks.

 

Um... okay?

Put an egg in someone's back pocket.

 

Send an egg to Hippie I Am and wait and wait and wait to see what she does with it..............oh......and take pictures