If you could assassinate anyone...

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  1. Mellow Yellow

    Mellow Yellow Electrical Banana

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    ...who would it be?

    This applies to anyone in history, living or deceased.
     
    Mellow Yellow, Jul 15, 2008
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  3. lode

    lode Banned

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    Why would I assassinate someone already dead? Changing history seems dangerous.

    I'd wait till Obama became president and than assassinate Anton Scalia.

    It would make the world a lot better place.
     
    lode, Jul 15, 2008
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  5. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Who ever the fuck was that came up with Dish network. This person needs killin.

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jul 15, 2008
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  7. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    The CEO of Subaru or at least their marketing director.
     
    Wild Mountain Dave, Jul 15, 2008
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  9. lode

    lode Banned

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    I'd also really like to assassinate Tila Tequila.

    She needs to die.

    For America to prosper.
     
    lode, Jul 15, 2008
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  11. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    She is totally keeping America down.
     
    Cate8, Jul 15, 2008
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  13. SashaK

    SashaK Tangerine Skies

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    haha
     
    SashaK, Jul 15, 2008
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  15. ereshkigal

    ereshkigal Member

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    Bobby Kennedy. :eek:
     
    ereshkigal, Jul 15, 2008
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  17. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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    my ex
     
    sarahrei, Jul 15, 2008
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  19. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Most of my ex's are pretty kick ass. I would let them live.
     
    Wild Mountain Dave, Jul 15, 2008
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  21. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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    My ex used to break my ribs.
     
    sarahrei, Jul 15, 2008
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  23. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    My father.

    I wouldn't have been born and I would have saved myself a lot of heartache.

    If it's gotta be somebody famous, Oliver Cromwell.
     
    redyelruc, Jul 15, 2008
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  25. duckandmiss

    duckandmiss Pastafarian

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    Qualifies for a full metal jacket.

    I would assasinate Sirhan Sirhan.
     
    duckandmiss, Jul 15, 2008
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  27. lode

    lode Banned

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    I'd assassinate Red so he couldn't assassinate his father and stop his birth.

    I'd miss the vital organs and just assassinate his trigger finger.
     
    lode, Jul 15, 2008
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  29. ereshkigal

    ereshkigal Member

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    You take that back!!!!
     
    ereshkigal, Jul 15, 2008
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  31. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    The reasons people come up with to avoid being tagged as jealous never cease to astound me.
     
    redyelruc, Jul 15, 2008
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  33. polecat

    polecat Weerd

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    Hitler. I think Red Alert should be more than just a game...

    Plus, I don't want to have to go abroad to fight commies.
     
    polecat, Jul 15, 2008
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  35. bandbeyondescription

    bandbeyondescription Nothertimesforgottenspace

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    Gerorge W Bush :D
     
    bandbeyondescription, Jul 15, 2008
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  37. Mellow Yellow

    Mellow Yellow Electrical Banana

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    My ex broke my bank account, but she's such a miserable person my best revenge is to let 'er live, ha ha!

    I'm thinking along the lines of Hitler, Reagan, or Cheney. Then again, Henry Ford put an end to the railways, got us and our economy hopelessly addicted to automobiles and oil...
     
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  39. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    Paul Bernardo
    once for the hair
    twice for the kidnappingmurder and torture
    [​IMG]
     
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