- Jesus Was An Alien -

It all makes sense now. Damn UFO's, guiding humanity with geometry. Such sneaks!

 

Get thee behind me Satan.

Peace

 

Shut your mouth.

 

Heh.

 

Aura and I saw a UFO a few weeks ago. It was different than what other people see though, it was like a ball with rainbow coloured trails falling directly to the Earth faster than you could blink, and it was near us with no sound or anything.
I dont think that was Jesus though, just a different UFO

 

i thought jesus was a hindu... i heard he walked to india and thats why ... he's a baby.. now he's a man... the missing years he was walking to india.. in india.. and walking back..

makes sense to me.

 

Yea and some people think he went to Tibet and the temples there have the name of a man named Isa from Jesus area, time period, and the Qu'ran calls him Isa.
But that doesnt explain the Star that the three wise men followed that moved in the sky and stopped over Jesus manger, and that Jesus ascended up into heaven when he died, reminds me of people beaming up into a ship :tongue:

 

Jesus is black and jams in da sky

 

Yea I agree

 

let's recap the life of jebus, shall we? ... Angel "dressed in light" visits virgin, touches vrigin stomach - points to the sky, disappears. virgin is pregnant with non-human baby.
baby groes up, has crazy mind powers, teaches people peace.
claims to be the son of god... gets visits from more dudes dressed in light, up in - the mountains!
predicts own death, tomb opened by more "angels" and body rises up in a round grey "cloud."

i think ummm, i arrest my case.

 

Exactly! A round grey cloud, I mean that is a UFO we need to storm chruches and expose this facade

 

Ohh John

I'm telling you, you ARE the alien

 

Oh and for the non believers. We really did see an UFO a couple of weeks ago. We were walking home from the train station at night and I saw this weird thing in the sky. I look at it and dont say anything because I think Im crazy and that Im imagining stuff, but John asks me "Did you see that?" and I said "Yes, an OVNI (objeto volador no identificado - UFO in Spanish" and he said "what? It looks like an UFO to me" haha, it was funny because we were saying the same thing, but then again it could have been anything. It certainly was different.

 

Once I saw the coolest thing ever, on this highway driving through country fields at night. Like a meteor that burned out ten feet above the ground. I saw a ball of fire falling down and it burned out right before it got there. About 30 meters away from me. Amazing. My dad's the skeptic but he claims he's seen a UFO. I find the interesting...Im spiritual, but I believe Jesus was an illusionist ....I actually am totally confused about the whole JEsus thing. Did this person actually exist or not? I dont know. Im agnostic.

 

http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=ZEITGEIST&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#

watch that and you'll learn everything you need to know about where "jesus" came from and the connections between the "christ child" and other holy figures

 

Man Im so sick of that freaking movie Zeitgeist. Not to mention that they claim that Krishna was born of a virgin (obviously to tie up their all from the same source theory), while He was the last of 8 children. So, wrong already and thats the beginning of the film.

 

Is that link for Zeitgeist? Seen it. I dont really believe there is ONE answer anyway. Hence my agnosticism. Im totally okay with not knowing/semi caring.

 

I believe in it All.
Everything is a creation of the imagination.
We're all One.

 

Well just because we are all One doesnt mean that Jesus wasnt One alien.

 

LOL.............. Thats quote worthy IMO