Go into Target...

see the microphone.

Get to leave one message with ravenous consumers.


What should you say?

 

I don't know...everytime I try to go into Target, I miss.

 

That's the best pun I ever heard! :biggrin:

I kinda have a crush on you after that one.

 

you dont wanna know what I would say ...

 

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stop shopping at target, thanks.

 

*whispers* I sorta stole the joke from Mitch Hedberg.

But you can still have a crush on me, cuz dude, I woulda figured that one out on my own anyway. I'm smooth like that.

 

haha mitch hedburg is great.

 

I would say "Attention Target Shoppers.. In our electronics department, if you buy one pack of Duracell batteries.. We'll throw in a big screen TV for FREE! Thank you for shopping at Target". Then I'd sit down at the hot dog stand and watch what happens next.

 

attention customers....testicals

 

everytime i go to target they issue me off the premises. something about not supposed to be shooting at the bullseye. wtf is a target for if not to shoot at?