Firecrackers+International Flight=Bad Idea?

I'm going to Mexico Monday and I originally only wanted to take about 2 firecrackers before touchdown in Houston to board my connection flight. I decided though on making more and possibly bringing them into Mexico. Although I have noted the drug dogs making their rounds on the baggage claim conveyor on previous trips to this airport. My plan consists of this. Get about 5 pairs of rubber disposable gloves(i'm paranoid, but it helps), a food saver vacuum seal machine, and a couple layers of ceram wrap. I plan on putting the crackers into ceram wrap, removing my gloves I used, then putting new ones on and wrapping the crackers a second time. I will then dispose of those gloves and proceed to put the crackers into the food saver and seal it. I will once again dispose of my gloves and get a new pair and vacuum seal it a second time. These will be kept in my short's cargo pants pocket at all times and hopefully will remain there undisturbed. Sorry for the longass post but thanks for the input.

 

Why would you bring fireworks into Mexico, most people try to bring them from Mexico.

 

Hell they still sell real M-80's there.

 

whats with all the gloves?

 

I think he is trying to hide the smell of the powder from the dogs. If they find this he will be in a world of hurt.These ill thought types of actions could ground a flight and cause a investigation and arrest. Hell I do not even know if still will let matches on a flight let alone fireworks.

 

Burnt do you really think i'm taking explosive firecrackers on the plane? I'm making marijuana firecrackers sorry I didn't specify I suppose. The gloves are to avoid contamination on the outside of the baggies which will enable the dogs to smell the marijuana.

 

Still a bad idea, get weed in Mexico it's easier

 

Nahsir gotta quit in a few days because of a job for about a year so nope plus fuck boo boo schwag. From what i've read dogs can only smell substances which have permeated through the bags or containers that they're stored in. So in theory ceram wrap plus a double vacuum freezer bag seal should do the trick. I'd honestly love to see a dog smell through it even right up to its nose I bet it'd pass.

 

So where ya headin in Mexico

 

Leon, Guanajuato. I'm very wary of the dogs and military personnel at the airport btw so this isn't something I take lightheartedly.

 

well be careful and best of luck to ya

 

thanks anyway, but what would you say to little peanut butter sandwhiches? at least its not the actual weed thats a dead giveaway

 

why dont you just eat em before you get on the plane?

 

Well I was, 2 to be exact. Then I thought, I have a shitload of weed leftover I don't really feel like smoking so why not just throw them into peanut sandwhiches and take some to Mexico. I'm pretty much 100% confident at this point so long as I can vacuum seal it as i've stated above i'm sure.

 

Go ahead and underestimate the dogs. Smells will permeate through anything over time.

You do not want to spend time in a Mexican prison.

If you must insist on bringing them then you better bring a lot of cash to bribe the cops.

 

it would work, but if i were you id buy a bunch of mexican shit

 

can you not live without weed dude? Just drink lots of tequilla and eat spicy food.

 

I actually wrapped the fuck out of these little sandwhiches, double ceram wrap layered, then vacuum sealed in plastic, then sealed in a ziploc, and doused with fabreeze haha. Not to mention the constant changing of medical gloves and washing hands. If you actually think i'm going to get caught please tell me because i'd rather not get into trouble at the customs. From what i've seen though the dogs are only over by the baggage conveyors scanning the luggage. Never sitting at the entrance to the airport. Also how would dogs finding baked goods work? I seriously doubt Mexican airport officials have the on site substance test like the cops have. If they can go through my little sandwhiches of peanut butter but I really dk what they're going to find. I mean come on who sprinkles crack or heroin on mini peanutbutter sandwhiches? These sandwhiches only smell like pb to me so I could see them being a little perplexed. Unless they have an on site laboratory good luck..

 

ok, realism time.

1- if you wrap more than 24 hours before, there's likely to be some scent permeating through.
2- drug dogs are trained with food. LEO's know this, and find it highly frustrating to try and trip someone carrying 'snacks' on a plane, because for all they know, the dogs are tripping out on the smell of food, not the smell of weed, especially if you say 'dude, it's a long flight, and I hate airline food' and pop one of them.
3-the most they're likely to do IF they suspect something is trash them
4- taking it on a flight to mexico? wait til you land, and pick some up when you touch down.
5- that much wrapping for a sack of snacks is very suspicious.
6- I wouldn't do it, and the risk is yours, but remember these words 'body cavity search' and 'patriot act' as in you have no rights or freedoms at the borders, or anywhere you can cross the border.

good luck.

 

don't do it.