New ways to masturbate

two pounds of raw liver in the palms of yer hands........failing that whack it in a jar of warm worms....

 

If you were with me you wouldn't need to masturbate....
hmmmm what a coincidence... This is my 69th post! maybe it's a sign insearchofmore

 

One word:

Eggbeater.

 

im too scared of breaking my neck.

 

The bath faucet is wonderful.
A boy in my neighborhood could suck himself off, it was amazing to watch, I was always jealous, I wished I could lick myself, but the closest I can get is getting my ankles behind my head.

 

And thinking about you with your ankles behind your head is a kickass mental picture. UMMMM YEAH! No need to do it yourself Sweetpea. I have a permanent spot for you to sit. ~wipes off upper lip~

 

LOL that would be worth getting a backache for

 

lol im currently envolved lol

 

Why look at porn it is so unrealistic that it just makes me feel ill. Me i like to read about the situation and all. It also helps out with being able to be anywhere and read something erotic. I wrote so much erotic its making me dizzy just thinking about it.

You don't need porn for it is just a waist of time making you want more and then you can never get satisfied with one girl. Reading is a lot better past appearance and picturing it in my head plus i don't have to sit in my uncomfortable computer chair not being able to masturbate anally. I cant imagin how anyone can masturbate in a computer chair. Plus you can picture that one girl that is imaginary and not get hung up some porn star that you will never find.

 

warm towle lotion and a rubber glove... lol jail trick...

 

I think I will just masterbate to your picture. Very Nice!!! Sexy!!!

 

Rubbing against the bed's always fun, since you get that almost-fucking vibe. My favourite is definetly the dual action dildo my boyfriend bought me for my birthday, though.

 

In my opinion, the best is a well lubed FleshLight.

Isn't it curious how one can physically attain much more physical pleasure from auto masturbation than in the actual sex act itself, yet pure animal instinct still drives you to participate in of the 2 pleasures?

 

Have you ever heard of the Sybian II ? Its pricey, but I hear it is quite the toy to beat all toys. You sit on it and it has a long strip about 10 inches with bumps on it that massages your entire perenial/vaginal region. It also has a rubber penis (there are various sizes that you can buy so that you get the right fit) and the penis both vibrates and rotates. You (or someone else!) can control the strength of both the vibration and the speed of the rotation, and the vibrator function goes from soft to extremely intense, enough for most any woman. For a visual demonstration, go to You-Tube and do a search for Howard Stern and Sybian II. Really fun to watch what happens....

David in Miami

 

SO i'm in love with you now

 

if you try to suck yourself off...just be careful not to hurt back. It's very rare for a guy to be able to suck himself. Only like 1% can I think

 

I heard it's not good 4 guys to do this...something to do with impotence..i may be wrong. not a problem 4 girls though probably lol

 

I saw someone shit in a condom and fuck it. would anyone here try that

 

I've cut the end off a nice-sized plantain, emptied out most of the soft stuff and gone to town. It felt great!

 

i have always just used random objects as dildos and a vibrating toothbrush or something on my clit but i finally order real vibrators the other day! really fun ones too. i can't wait until they come...(giggles)