beer names, and their subliminal meanings...

ill first talk about keystone ice...this beer has been gracing my pallat and also the vomit covered trees in my woods for a couple years now...

now what does keystone say about me?

it says that my life is such an arch of agony, that i require a "keystone" to keep my world from tumbling down around me...

this could also be one of my many retarded epiphanies that come to mind at this time of day...

 

It also says that if you were handed alcohol-infused piss, you'd probably drink it.

 

I drink Leo, which probably means that like the cowardly lion, I lack a little bravery, and need some Dutch courage.

Or maybe not.

 

I'll drink anything, which probably says I'm too poor to afford taste buds.

 

zing

 

Hmm.. I mostly drink Miller High Life. I do Live a high Life :sifone: hehe Ziegen Bock Amber and Shiner Ales Have been gracing my palate. Good stuffs the dark beers.

 

I drink skinny dip. what does that say thatI dont already know. hehe

 

this is true...
you got me good rubin...real good...

oh by the way, your mom wanted to say hi...but shes just too busy cleaning my house

 

hahaha, I guess thats why she said she was delayed comin to see me.

 

No, she was delayed coming to see you because she had to make a quick stop (or booty call) up here in New Hampshire before proceeding onto Denver

For a maid, she gets around



Hotwater

 

phew,
the money that girl makes. I'm in for twenty bucks myself.

 

you guys are gonna get struck by lightning. i don't think you're allowed to make fun of jews' moms.

 

Nope, I have the risen Jesus on my side and nobody beats the ris.

 

I drink Canadian... goes without saying...
Stella, Tuborg, Heineken, Alexander Keith's, and Ricard's. I dont know what those could say.

 

ive got a jewish mom too...its equal opporunity

 

ew, dave. i wish you'd quit quoting that guy. makes my skin crawl.

 

so it's the momathon in reverse. it's the "so's-your-momathon."

 

Thats one of my faves though.

 

Did she piss in your mouth? Did you swallow? Did it get you drunk?

 

no,
but she did try to steal my gold...