Are you gay?

it's been MONTHS. and that wasn't very satisfying. bad night.

 

I am into women. I'm whatever that thing that's called when you're gay for women.

 

Labels are mad gay.

 

Nope not gay.

 

i could see myself fucking a guy up his ass, but no reach around though, that'd be gay

 

But labels help us tell the difference between soup and cyanide.

 

I knew it! Denial is a bitch, huh?

 

Touche.

 

its only gay if you give the reach around

 

I am happy.
I like penis.
Never been with a woman- but it sure sounds fun.

 

Kinda like it's only illegal if you get caught. Haha I cracked up when I saw that shirt at the fireworks.

And the caution sign with "Caution, does not know right from wrong"

Word.

 

omg, I've never heard that one before!

 

It's a good one.

 

I either made it up or unknowingly stole it from someone and claimed to have made it up.

 

Remember those old skool mister yuck stickers?

I wonder if I could find them on ebay?

 

You say the most crazy, random shit.

 

I know i've always been that way. People love me for it though.

 

It makes you interesting which makes you cool as hell.

 

Oh hell you say. I heard that satan is mad awesome.

 

satan is way cool. as opposed to the hot version of hell they've always taught, hell is actually cold. freezing even.

but back to the original topic. i'm gay. but i'm with a man. so i guess that makes me an unlable-able confused bitch.... which is cool... cause i hate labels too. not knowing if you'll get soup or cyanide makes life interesting.