The Riskiest Thing You've Ever Done

Yeah I said I was my biology teacher whose ethnicity was mayonnaise. I said that the way to improve the school would be to exchange all the desks with couches and we could all get a weed allowance to smoke on said couches. I answered the do you feel safe question with "All the black people running around with guns trying to shoot me, along with the mexicans trying to stab me, has resulted with my being uncomfortable in the current environment." There is also a few more things I won't mention

 

hahahaha i just remembered how i had this fight with one kid. he was a year below us, and lmao he was retarded.... HAHAHAHAHA thats right, i faught a retarded kid. well he wasnt, i think he was just mega tempered and had room temp IQ.

so im walking with my friends in the school gardens, and i see him with his other stupid friends throwing sticks and rocks at these squirels in the tree, im like dude stop, hes like fuck u and pushed me... so i took down the guy....

hahaha and there was this really cool teacher that broke us up, and after when he asked why i wrestled him, away from everyone, i said about the squireels, and he was like yeah, poor squirrels, they might now have a family one day thanx to you... we were both laughing, i didnt injure the retarded kid, he was trieing to scratch my face constantly, i just bought him down and got him into a full choke hold, me on my back, him with his back on my stomack, hahaha he started fucking screaming so bad at that point.

 

hahaha dudeeee you remind me so much of my friends, hahaha

 

hahaha I know what you mean.

Another risky thing I did was smoke a joint in a Kohl's dressing room. That could've ended badly, but it just ended with me being stoned:sifone:

 

One time we hit this deer in my friends truck, we put it in the back and drove to the local park that can be seen from the police station, and sat it on one of the public toliets. Been funny as fuck to see that persons face.

 

I don't know, run across the freeway I guess.

 

TNS you reminded me about the time i drove on shrooms. I wasnt tripping that hard but god damn that was scary.

Another time i smoked weed in the upstairs bathroom when my mom was downstairs.

Took acid in my buddies basement and apparently his dad came down that night and i dont remember it.

Drinking in my buddies basement with his parents being home.

 

Lol I smoked in my mom's bathroom every single day for a year basically without getting caught. There were a few times even when someone was still sleeping in the bedroom right outside of it

 

i rolled joints for my mom

 

^ Lol that is awesome, but not as sweet as my friend's mom rolling him a joint every morning and setting it in his ashtray

 

Forgot to say that the reason I got suspended was technically "Terrorism".

 

Probably not the riskiest thing, but most recent one i can remember. Saturday night me and my buddy were coming home from a bar and we were walking since it's like an hour walk and it's better than paying for a cab. We got tired of walking and started going through peoples backyards looking for bikes. I opened some side garage door and we went in and found these crappy kids bikes with flat ass tires. I started biking but the tires were so flat i fell off and ended up picking it up and running and ditching it like 50 feet away. Would have been considered B&E or trespassing or something had we been caught over some shit bikes.

 

The riskiest thing ive done is I was filming for a documentary in Las Vegas about homeless kids and I had to film the outside of this rv in the middle of the ghetto. I decided to go inside the RV and film in it. It was pretty freaky but i enjoyed it lol. It was not put in the film cuz it was illegal going inside the rv lol...good times!

 

I do risky things every week... i'd rather not go into detail...