Women should never ever drive.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Makaveli_Reborn, Jul 6, 2008.

  1. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    Ever. The only thing women need to know how to operate in a car is the RHS. Aside from that one thing, women have no business operating automobiles.

    Your thoughts?
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    pfft, bitches should not be allowed to even ride passenger...
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i ain't got time to be drivin' hos about!
     
  4. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Most of the time I keep women in the trunk. It's best that way. They make noise. But if you are drunk it's nice to know they are there. You can drag them out of the trunk and make them drive. So women drivers have a place to serve.

    Peace
     
  5. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    They should know how to operate a duster, a penis and a shopping cart.
     
  6. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    Oh, I know..... RHS = Road Head System
     
  7. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Damn straight. They should be kept in the trunk where they belong...
     
  8. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Yeah, but what would happen to the blowjobs while we're driving?
     
  9. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    I think you should petition to get a law made to that effect.

    Then I wouldn't be being hassled so much to get my stupid license and I could bake some pies and have some chillun' as God rightfully intended.
     
  10. newcarscent7

    newcarscent7 Member

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    thats true ive been in (i counted em) 10 accidents with a women driving
     
  11. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    Praxis has the right idea. That's a womans only purpose in a car.
     
  12. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    That's what I say too. Just drag them out when you need them. They are like a spare tire. But more fun.

    Peace
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Word...Though, trunk is still too good for them, they should have to walk behind the car while the man is driving.... What am I even talking about, haha, silly me, women shouldn't even be let out of the house...
     
  14. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Bare foot and preganat. Wait kids are in the way. Just keep women in a box they like it.

    Peace
     
  15. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    haha...you guys are funny :biggrin:
     
  16. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    so today on my way back home, we saw this lady attempt to do a 3-point turn. but instead of a 3 point turn, it was more like a 12 point turn. on a road with many driveways, street is pretty wide...but man, this just reinforces my belief woman shouldn't drive
     
  17. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    what a stupid broad, man, fitz, you should have just shot her....stupid broads thinking they can drive...Who told them they could step out the kitchen anyways...dumb whores...
     
  18. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    I don't think fitzy should drive. Bitch, get in the trunk...
     
  19. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i'll tap the junk in your trunk
     
  20. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    I'll be waiting in the kitchen...where I belong...
     
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