Looking for a wife

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Oct 4, 2004.

  1. bird_migration

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    Let me know if you fit this description and you could become my wife.

    Love, bird.
     
  2. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    LMFAO. That was fucking hilarious.
     
  3. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    I do alot of these for my husband and he does a lot for me. Except I know my place with my man, it's next to him.


    I hope you find her Bird.;)
     
  4. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    bird i am sorry to inform you i don't think we wold get along well enough to live in the same house. you seem like a cool guy but........ i don't think i wold be able to marry you under those conditions.... Good Luck, hope you find her soon!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Friend

    Friend Banned

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    You need a time machine bird.
     
  6. know1nozme

    know1nozme High Plains Drifter

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    I like this one.


    I must admit that I truly love it when my wife is a little gay. So does she. Actually, the two of us could use someone who fits this description. Who would be interested in being the wife of a married couple? How about just a nice submissive lover? Slave? Whichever of those titles you prefer, fine with us. We're accepting applications. :p
     
  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    ahahahaha. well, i may be burned in effigy for this, but it DOES make for a more pleasant home when you cater to your man for a while. that's if you don't have a job. though i'm a shitty housekeeper, i'm just a mom, but i try to make it nice for dave to come home every night. he's greeted with a hug and kiss and a happy baby girl. though that's about all i can accomplish. he hates my cooking.
     
  8. Morna

    Morna Member

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    bird, you have found your wife, i would do that and more for you,
     
  9. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    haha, yeah right.....
     
  10. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    is this from a real magazine?
     
  11. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    apparently it's from housekeeping monthly may 13th, 1955
     
  12. lynsey

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    Heh my womens studies teacher read this same article circa 1950's to us in class. I was reamed when I raised my hand and said well most of those things you should do if your main job is to take care of the kids. I want to be equals with whoever I marry but I want to be equals in different ways. I think as long as whoever I married respected me I would have no qualms about throwing his dishes in the dishwasher...but with this being said I am horribly un domestic and don't know if I could feel good about myself without working because at the moment I really value what I do.
     
  13. Aprilshower

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    If I could be a lady of leisure aswell and if you were a millionaire atleast......ummmm yeah! Why not?
     
  14. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    They just don't make submissive women like they used to, Birdie. ;)

    Well, actually they do, but they're deeply religious and wouldn't want to do all those sexual requests of yours.......
     
  15. bird_migration

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    Read the article again and you will see that she has to do all those sexual requests of mine.
     
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