whats ur secret?

i wanna know some secrets share with me. ive never told any one but once i cought my maid watching me masturbait and i didnt stop casue it turnt me on so now and then i let her watch.

 

have you heard of post secret you sound you would like it. I'd tell you my secrets but they make everyone unhappy.

 

i am a huge barry manilow fan. i write the songs that make the whole world puke.

 

My secret is that I am more deranged and twisted than I portray myself. No details and no explainations are necessary, but dammit man...........there's some fukt up shit that goes on in my mind.

 

Mine might seem twisted but I am addicted to sex, but I don't have a steady gf. I have a number of fuck buddies and most of them are married.

It started when I was 18. I was infatuated with my friend's mom from 16 but one day during my first college vacation I found myself alone with her and came strongly onto her. She was equally seductive and we ended up fucking. We still get together and I've fucked her over the last four weekends.

A week after that I was visiting my uncle for the first time since returning home after living there during my school days. I was just as infatuated with his wife and she knew about it. It was obvious she said, and we were alone and she flirted with me for the first time. The flirting led to a foot massage for her which led to her foot massaging my cock and up to my cock massaging the inside of her pussy.

They continued as fuck buddies for two years when I eventually started dating and we decided to stop until my relationship ever ended. Well four years later I was let down the hard way and being hurt took solace in fucking them again. We continue still but I have added a few more since then. On a visit to my uncle's a few years back his wife had to leave the house a few hours and I was horny. I found myself attracted to her daughter and seduced her and later that night when mom was asleep we fucked.

The same happened on a visit to my friend's mom for a fuck. She wasn't home and her daughter and I fucked.

After being dropped by my ex gf while still in college I stayed at her place while on a business trip away a year ago and we fucked the 1st afternoon I was there, she said she missed it. That night after lusting for her mom all those years, I came onto mommy when the ex was out and fucked her all night. I still fuck them both on occasion, but niether knows about the other.

About 4 years ago I was in the accounts department at a company. I worked very closely with the Financial Director who was also the MD's wife. On one particular day she asked for my help and as was her practice when she didn't want to be disturbed she locked her office. Even her husband wouldn't disturb her. We were locked in and it was the first time I had seen her in a skirt and her legs were stunning. As she sat next to me her skirt rode up exposing her thick thighs. I was hard in no time and without realising I began stroking her smooth legs. She liked it and she gave me a bj and it ended there. The next day though she left a message she was working from home and needed my help. I fucked her the entire day in the bosses bed, lounge, kitchen and garage. We still fuck when he's out of town as I no longer work there.

About 6 years ago I met a former teacher of mine. She still looks stunning and after going for coffee, I started flirting with her a the coffee shop, and as it was quiet I was feeling her up under the table. We headed to her place and fucked. We get together when and if we can.

The following year on vacation at the seaside I bumped into a teacher I had a crush on in school. We were in the elevator alone and she was looking stunning and my cock was hard. She rubbed it over my shorts and said her husband wasn't around and invited me to her room later that night to take care of my hardon. Since that night we get together regularly.

Two years ago I attend a pals son's parents day at school and hooked up two teachers phone numbers. Both it turns out were married but were interested in a purely sexual relationship. They don't know about each other but I get to fuck them when I fancy and they are available.

The most recent aquisition is the most weird. A few months ago I was visiting a friend when he said he had to leave. I was left alone with his wife and she came onto me really strongly. We ended up in the bedroom where she blew me and as my cock entered her pussy her hubby walked in. He sat down and motioned me to continue and watched as I fucked his wife. They wanted that kinda thing and I was invited to fuck her a few times since, sometimes he watches and other times he's not home.

 

^ someone's been reading too many Penthouse Forums...

 

Sometimes, when I`m at a McDonalds, I wait until no one is looking, and then I stick my hand in the straw despenser and touch all the straws...

:leaving:

 

sometimes, when im all alone, i like to sit on my hands until they're numb, and then masturbate. i call it a stranger. dave chappele, as little jon.

 

Whenever I'm mad at someone in my family, I go to the at&t online account manager and turn their cell phone service off for an hour. They've never noticed, but I feel satisfied.

I've been madly in love with the same girl for a year, and I don't know why. She's taken, too, and by my best friend. Yet I still think about her all the time. She has no clue, but we're very good friends, and I hide it well.

I am addicted to CNN.

I'm interested in joining the Baha'i faith, though everyone I know would kill me if I actually converted since everyone I know is ultra-Christian.

I'm interested in selling drugs, even though I'm the good wholesome kid that nobody would think would even have drugs.

I disobey authority so much at school, yet I'm the one that never gets caught.


That was fun.

 

just__checking, you are full of juicy secrets. that is insane.

 

Much of the time, I love to be alone with my thoughts, swim alone, read alone, sit outside alone....But I get mad feelings of loneliness sometimes. I want to be with someone, but not my friends, not a lot of the people I know...It's like..I miss someone that I've never met....

It's quite pathetic.

 

I know exactly what you mean.

 

hahaha..

 

I flick all my cigarette butts into my neighbors yard.

I like to write in the bathroom stalls at work. Mostly obscure political stuff bashing capitalism. It's revenge for my situation.

I dream about golf.

 

when i was about 4, i tried shoving a small stick into my dick hole. and to this day i sometimes have trouble keeping my piss straight.

 

About the feelin' or about the sense of pathetic it gives?

 

Both, I guess. No matter how many people around me, no matter how many things I have, my life can still feel hollow and lonely.

 

I go through this same thing.

 

My girlfriend thinks I smoke pot once in a while but I do it everyday. I feel guilty.
Ever since grade 9 I've been attracted to my drama teacher, I have really sexual thoughts about her and now I'm going into grade 11 and I still feel the same, I feel awkward when I think about the thoughts I have when I'm around her.

 

I am in love with an online friend I have never met.