Am I the only one that enjoys the smell their own farts?

Whether it's at work, in public, or on the can, there's something about smelling the end result of digested spicy food coming out of my ass. I don't make it a habit of smelling every single one, but it's one of those things that I look forward to when I have a gassy and sour stomach, and I can feel whatever it is I ate churning up some stinky goodness for me to unleash on the world.

At the same time, I try to be descrete about it at work, and I pray that one of my coworkers doesn't approach my desk right after I cut one loose, but it's happened a few times... Sometimes I laugh inside and look at the expression on their faces when they take a whiff of it. And when they step back a few steps and lean against my desk to give me a little personal space, and still conduct business with a straight face, then I know I got them...Ha!!!

Am I the only one that does this?

 

I Hope So...



Cheers Glen.

 

Since you enjoy it so much you should jar it so that way you can always enjoy it...

 

Yes.

 

I'm glad you like your farts. Your the only one. Ever eat a bag of farts ? Have fun with your gas.

Peace

 

I take it you have....

 

eat sum Chili Mac damn i get sum good farts with that stuff

 

I hope you don't cook that and eat it straight from the can, that's how the elite roll...

 

chili mac is gross.

 

no thats just the best picture i could find that didnt look like taco salad




chili mac is great when you dont have alot to eat make your chili and add noodles and your done!

 

... That's what I live on...It makes your bones stronger...

 

yulp just dont fart in a fine inclosed place with someone cause before you know it your on death row for murder. Death by Chili Mac Farts, shall read on the front of the newspaper.

 

Farting is for pussies...

 

I would just eat the noodles with butter and maybe some garlic salt or something.

I just cant even begin to think chili and noodles would taste good together.

 

I believe that is called a qweef or however you spell it

 

arent those called "quiffs" I know i spelt that so wrong

 

great minds think alike

 

yep with two different spellings

 

I didn't mean vagina flatulence... I meant the act of farting is for the weak, and only the holy know how to pass gas in such a way that most normal people don't know how...

 

burping?