some fucked up shit just happened

So, i begin tonight with rolling a fine ass joint, very fat and packed down so hard, after i went over to my girlfriends house to chill with her a bit after a few hours or so its like 12:30 and our plan is so go over to one of my dudes house to match him,so we just walk over their since its only a few blocks away. Once we get there we are already a bit sketched out, she had a bottle of vodka and I only got the joint i had, the plan was. My friend said he would call us once his dad was done looking through his telescope outside since it was a clear ass night in ohio.
We decided to just go ahead and already be there when he called but his dad turned out to still be out there and we ended up fucking walking by him and he knows who I am and my girl is just like yelllloooo in some fucking english accent. Long story short after we get back to her house, were smoking the joint ( more like a blunt used bob marly hemp papers ) and her god damn dad comes out and is like ohh you guys in the house right now, you see this has happened a few other times with me being over at her house past her curfuew and stuff so i thought he was going to call the cops, so once they are both in the door i fucking bolt and jump her fence and run as fast as i could in the neighbors backyard, by this point im freaking out, blazed as fuck and now he is out side screaming I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, I KNOW WERE YOU LIVE
( even though he dosnt he thinks i live in one of my neighbors house haha thats another story ) and he has a flashlight shinning it everywere, he is shooting it by this trampoline which im by, i see it comming and run near some bushes that he cant shine it on me, now this guy was fucking in the army or some shit, he has army shit all over her house, so i sit it out still shitting my pants and finally after 15 min or so i hear him go inside and go back home to write this for ya guys : )


sry for it being long, now i think im going go to smoke my vaporbrothers vaporizer and call it a night

 

lol wow dude sounds like you had quite the adventure!!! At least he does not know who you are!! But you gotta admit it was pretty exciting hiding from some dude who caught you tokin lol!! Next time just be patient and wait for your friend to call lol!!!

 

lol it was fucking crazy, i started shacking and shit, we should of waited i just wanted to hurry up and match him so i could light this thing up under the stars

 

That's more of a buzzkill than Buzz Killington:sifone:

 

so you just ditched your girl?

 

lol she went inside, and her dad was first haha so i was left last and was just like dude fuck that and bounced

 

ohh and yes major buzzkill i also got so many damn mosquito bites

 

Yeah mosquitos suck.....literally. lol

So does her dad give a fuck about her getting high?

 

Ewww, West Nile...

 

lol, i keep laughing when i picture this story happening.

 

her dad didnt see us smoking the joint, by the time i saw him i already crushed the cherry and pocketed it, and yes they care if she smokes they found a sac in her room once and another time when i was over there at like 2 they were questing me and were like are are you the one who is bringing this MARIJUANA IN OUR HOUSE!!!

 

^^^"Yes sir.......I am the one who has exposed your daughter to the devil's weed. She is hopelessly addicted and, with your permission, she is now gonna suck my dick for more weed". hahaha No offense to your girlfriend. That'd just be some funny ass shit to tell her dad

 

Definently not the most fucked up story I've heard recently, but still scary as a can of coke on fire with rabbits running around on your ceiling.

 

probably not a fucked up story, more of a funny ass story

 

Shit that beats what happened to me. Awesome man, glad you got away, but you shouldn't have left the chick.

 

Now THIS is some fucked up shit
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/81859/detail/

 

That's some funny as shit high!:lol:

 

You like Tim and Eric too? haha
Season 3 July 27th!

 

lol wow

 

oh john c. reilly

even though walk hard was absolutely demeaning to ever great musician ever

you are still so incredibly funny