Man returned burgers, marijuana to Dairy Queen

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    IRWIN Pennsylvania.— A North Huntingdon man was charged by Greensburg state police with possession of marijuana after Dairy Queen employees found the substance in his returned take-out bag.
    Calvin Masten, 18, ordered several hamburgers through the Dairy Queen drive-through in Irwin Borough, Westmoreland County, on June 23. After receiving the burgers, he allegedly placed a baggie of marijuana inside the take-out bag.
    Police said Masten eventually realized his order was not correct, and, forgetting that he placed the marijuana in the bag, went inside the restaurant and returned his order to get the correctly prepared hamburgers.
    When counter personnel saw the bag of marijuana, they contacted police.
     
  2. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    LOL. The guy is a dumbass. But I think the real idiot here is the employee.
     
  3. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    the idiot is not the employee, the douchebag is the employee

    the idiot is still the customer
     
  4. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    FOR REAL!!!!


    it blows, but dude he was probably blitzed out of his mind...stupid, but i still feel bad for the poor guy
     
  5. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    obviously he was blitzed, he got burgers from dairy queen

    jesus christ
     
  6. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    When i was at 10k in '06 me and my buddy were trippin balls.. and we get to the gate to enter the concert area and we've been through it plenty of times.. and the security is like "empty your pocket" and i grabbed everything in my pockets.. not thinking about the ONLY personal bud i had in my pocket.. and like threw my hands up in the air.. and the security is like "i'll take that" and pulls the baggie out of my hand and i continued walking... i was so bummed.. but trippin balls.. so it didnt become a deal til the next morning..
     
  7. Mr. Oblivious

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    ^ agreed
    the only thing i would possibly consider eating from there would be a Cookiedough blizzard with extra cookie dough.
    and thats only if im starving and nothing else is open
     
  8. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    I had a strawberry cheesequake blizzard from there today.. i was baked off my ass and it sounded great!
     
  9. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    dude, don't misconstrue my above statement

    i will kill a three year old child for a half oreo half kit kat blizzard

    but BURGERS? from DAIRY QUEEN?

    you gotta be smokin' some of that holy pcp to even consider ordering a burger from a dairy queen
     
  10. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    good, im glad you at least defended the blizzards!!!
     
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    you mean he must of been Blizzardeded:p
     
  12. LikeanArtist

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    Fuck the employee, he should have pocketed that shit and went on about his day.
     
  13. deleted

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    yeah thats some snitch ass shit. Id have to return after that and kick their fucking ass! already got a record why not add assault, But I think if you beat up a mentally retarded mother fucker its a more serious offence than kicking a normal persons ass..
     
  14. Jedite83

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    I would...then I would probably fuck up his order again to being stupid.
    Needly to say...be glad I don't work in fast food.
     
  15. JethBroh

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    :cheers2:
     
  16. julesD05

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    I bet there is a pothead that works at that dairy queen who was upset that the coworker found the weed. Of course if he/she had come across such a treasure they would be smokin right now. Then the pothead was bored and logged on to the hip forums. He/She comes across this thread and is interested because he/she witnessed that scenario. "What do people have to say?" Gotta read it. I wonder what the reaction is when they realize the conversation has shifted in the direction of blizzard heaven. Good Shit.
     
  17. Mother's Love

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    thats hysterical!
     
  18. THCsetmefree

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    Maybe the guy didn't even know it was in there....maybe a employee sells pot out of the store, text message that shit in real quick, and make a special order or some shit so he knows to put it in that bag....I mean...he did say it wasn't what he ordered.


    I also liked how the thread got turned in a montage of blizzard reccomendations.
     
  19. deleted

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    ^ yeah Id buy that happy meal.

    exactly BOYCOTT dairy queen.
     
  20. Meretrix

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    Poor guy, wonder how big his sack was that he lost...
     
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