attn: all parents with daughters

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  1. sushiosoyum

    sushiosoyum Member

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    right at this very moment your daughter is smoking ganja through a large bong with some very caring boys.

    Imagine the sexual tension! Imagine all those hormones flooding as she takes another rip from the 'ol glass piece.

    Soon all those boys will be throwing her some bones!!!:D
     
  2. profezzor_x

    profezzor_x Member

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    I have no problem going to prison for my girls...
     
  3. sushiosoyum

    sushiosoyum Member

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    :confused::confused:

    you are a strange man professor!
     
  4. profezzor_x

    profezzor_x Member

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    Meaning that if some dude is trying to take advantage of my little girl while she's enjoying herself, I'd kill him with no remorse... That's what us father's do. ;)
     
  5. SashaK

    SashaK Tangerine Skies

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    kinda scary. but really funny i agree with you
     
  6. klondike_bar

    klondike_bar Senior Member

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    ooooh......

    yeah, i think i took it the same way as he did, which was disturbingly incestual
     
  7. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Well, Im the father of a son, and if killing is involved, Id have no problem killing a dude who kills a younger dude for doing what Nautre made him to do :D
     
  8. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    This has got to be one of the oddests threads in recent history.
     
  9. tra1lerpark rasta

    tra1lerpark rasta Senior Member

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    there names are blake and chaz
    they are wearing salmon colored polo`s
    and live strong bracelets
     
  10. profezzor_x

    profezzor_x Member

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    Call me a hypocrit but I refuse to let some dude "hit and quit it" my daughters before they're of legal age... But that's what good parenting is for, and knowing what your kids are up to instead of finding out later on when she comes home pregnant.
     
  11. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Oh of course! Because we all know that killing someone who sleeps with your daughter is considered good parenting :D
    Cheers!
     
  12. sdng

    sdng Member

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    ha.. this is funny. we all know that it's the custom for fathers to talk like this before the fact.. but rarely do they act on such manly threats
     
  13. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    True, and Im just messing with him really :)
    I remember going to face the father of my son's mother when he found out. I was determined not to show that I was nervous. He gave me a hug and said congrats! Good man he is.
    God Bless ~
     
  14. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    So if your son took advantage of some girl and then she got pregnant you'd give him an old pat on the back?
     
  15. Mr. Oblivious

    Mr. Oblivious Member

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    I dont think thats what he was saying Cpt.
    He was just responding in an exageratted nature to the exageratted nature of the other guys post.
     
  16. profezzor_x

    profezzor_x Member

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    I know you're just messing with me... Still, I pitty the fool (in Mr. T voice)
     
  17. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    proper preparation and parenting can almost wipe out these chances. you know, the general 18 years are to prepare someone for life, have them understanding and give them the edge you didnt have when you were that age.

    guarding and interigating them, also doing everything to find out where they are just shows poor parenting.

    trust has been a big factor in my family, my parents donot interogate me or ground me when i come home 6am with some girl, but fact of the matter is i dont get her preg either. i also dont do anything against her will.
    though im surprised how so many like to over exagerate so much, as to make it seem like a smile and an eye glance is fucking attempted rape.

    seriously? these over protective fathers disgrace me, yes its you child, someone who will need to learn to take care of themselves,fix the poor parenting you know - not continue to stay in after 6pm, go to sleep at 8pm, have no general life outside of work and have a mental breakdown at the age of 35 when she finds out her husband is cheating.

    seriously world is so screwed up nowadays, if i had a son (whom i most likely never) i would do my best to prepare him for stupid women and stupid adults, something im thank full ive been prepared for and saved so much time in.
     
  18. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    wth this thread is an odd one.. but yes overprotective fathers i think are a problem nowadays.
     
  19. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    i made a deal with my mom, that i would wait till i was 16 and had a 3.5 gpa. granted, i only thought i had brought my grades up, but when i realized my mistake it was too late.

    if parents talk to their kids, and more importantly if the kids talk to the parents, then everyone can make better decisions. my mom put me on the pill for my 16th birthday, and explained on a trip to dairy queen how to perform a decent blow job. plus she let me read some 'questionable' novels, with exquisite detail. its all about knowledge.
    I have a 2 year old son, and i figure if i play my cards right, he'll be able to confide in me, and i'll be able to explain to him the risks that the schools refuse to.
     
  20. Just a daily toke

    Just a daily toke Senior Member

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    good thing im male :p
     
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