So im going camping..and the boy is comming along.

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  1. Paperdoll

    Paperdoll Member

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    Im still in the "i dont want him to see me all gross and shit" stage.
    Everytime ive gone camping in the past has been with my family so idc what i look like.
    But with the boy comming along....theres so many issues i can think of.
    Im not a prissy girl. I just...am a little insecure about him seeing me with gross hair, greasy face, greasy hair, and uh.....if theres no showers at the camp grounds....us girls start to smell real fast....and thats NOT kosher with me if hes there. If you know what i mean...
    The only answer i DONT want is "We'll yall are camping. he shouldnt care"
    But can yall gimme ideas on how to stay a fresh and pretty as a spring flower? Maybe good things to bring?
    I know im bring that aerosol shampoo...and vajayjay wipes. hahaha.
    Anything else?
     
  2. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    for the hair, baby powder is a must!!! It keeps your hair less greasy, soft, and if you like the smell of baby powder slightly fresh. I would do that over the aersol shampoo. Seriously this works, my friends and I do this a lot so that you don't need to wash your hair as much!

    greasy face, just bring something with benzoyl whatever in it (the red stuff from clean and clear)

    baby wipes just so you can wipe down if you want...and body spray and a good deodroant...

    guys generally dig the natural anyway, so even if you're not comfortable he may love it! hope this helps
     
  3. Lady of the Freaks

    Lady of the Freaks Senior Member

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    oh geezuz, just relax and enjoy yourself.
     
  4. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    agreed
     
  5. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    easy camp shower- pump garden sprayer. a gallon one is about 15$, and while you can't use it for hot liquids, a tepid shower's better than none.
     
  6. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    rotten vagina is a ruined vagina
     
  7. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    See this is a key element as to why women are perceived to be so high maintenance and why we fellas have such a difficult time of it. Jeez man. It's camping... enjoy yourself!
     
  8. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

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    n here i thought the ol manthing was getting pushy with my upkeeping habits when he he told me thought i would look nice with my boobs in a bra for a change...
     
  9. Olympic-Bullshitter

    Olympic-Bullshitter Banned

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    Use a gallon size pot and fill it 3/4 with water. Add 3 tablespoons of clear isopropyl or ethyl alcohol. Add one tbsp of shampoo or liquid soap.
     
  10. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Go to academy and buy a camping shower thingie.. its a bag with a handle that you can hang somewhere and a tube with a showerhead. take a couple extra gallons of water and you can have a shower in the woods. even is just to wash your hair and naughty bits. but yeah, i agree with everyone.. dont worry about it. just wash your face.
     
  11. Song Breeze

    Song Breeze Member

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    Body wipes. You can get some pretty good feminine ones.
     
  12. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    it's not high maintenance, it's a need to not smell like rotting death.
     
  13. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    she does? ewww. well then theres deeper problems than camping. I been camping my whole life and never smelled anything like that. My goodness. dont roll in the poop, put it in a bag or something. ewww
     
  14. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    its different for girls. boys dont have folds and other stuff for bacteria to collect like girls do. i dont know any girl who likes to stank if she can help it.
     
  15. Creek

    Creek Apple Pie

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    ^^ Your Sig Pic Gives Me Nightmares. :(
     
  16. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    dude you can go days without showering and not stink...you won't stink after a few days

    seriously baby wipes and baby powder (which will take no more than a 2 minutes) and suffices for the lack of shampoo/conditioner for a few days

    I feel her and the campers...but with her new boyfriend you gotta sympathize
     
  17. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    I know. No girls (or guys) wanna stink. I think it's just being carried too far. You girls dont stink all that bad or any worse than we do while camping. Y'all just worry about it more than we do. My wife and I go amping and hunting often and never have i smelled anything i wouldnt have sex with. Just chill out about it. We fellers are alot easier going than that. Dont worry about us.
     
  18. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    I get ya dave, but its the kitty-cat gene in all of us. we cant see a tag outside a shit, coz we have to tuck it in... Ya'll might not care about stubbly legs rubbing up against ya, but we do. at least I do. and some men do. her boy might be that boy.. :p
     
  19. Wild Mountain Dave

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    I guess its a mars venus thing. Well, in any case, take some comfort in knowing that there are us guys out there who are very accepting of a girl who's not freshly showered. In fact I'm the kinda guy who would have more respect for the girl that will go out camping with me than one who wont due to vanity concerns. I am however, just that guy. Kc can say whatever she likes but when it comes down to it, I married a man in a womans body. she's pretty rough and tumble.
     
  20. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    haha a woman who wont go camping over vanity is a princess type and too high maintenance for my liking. I get what you mean. A former dick used to ask me if I was sure I wasnt a man because I aint afraid of getting dirty and hurt. haha I told him to ask me that when He was tied up to the bed and me on top.. haha but thats a whole nother thread.. lmao
     

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