HAppy thought of the day

like one man in another mans mouth kind of 'fun'.

 

HAHAHAHAHA. Some people enjoi that.

 

Like we say in Jujitsu.

It's only gay if you look 'em in the eyes.

 

Yeah and NEVER call north/south 69!!!

 

and NEVER shit in a condom, freeze it, then feed it to your lover by pretending its ice cream just to get her in the mood cuz ice cream makes her hot like a tamale.

dont. just dont.

 

For the record though, the only poster I'd have gay sex with is Skip.

Just so I can say I won the forums.

 

And if she is into that, you can do better.

 

oh! too dream, lode. too dream.

and ream... eww.. reaming... fuckin eww.

 

Hey. Watch the language. There are kids who come here.

Drunk kids.

 

As my old crackhead alcoholic neighbor who thinks that he's Elvis told an ex-marine from Texas seconds before said Marine beat the shit out of him...

"Ha, damn... all there's in Texas is steers and queers".

 

and anal fear.

 

Maybe if there weren't so many bulls around people wouldn't watch their starfruit so much.

 

i have a balance tat

you know you wana see it.

it's a bumblebee on a flower next to a nagasaki corpse with no skin

 

That's a million times better than some trite kanji symbol that actually says "Ass muncher" and not "balance".

 

haha
actually it's an ambigram i designed.
but maybe i'm getting a little to serious for this thread.

 

Happy: It is summer


Sad: there are sheeple who don't believe that obama is JFK's child and Rupert Murdock's gay nazi lover

 

Poor Caitlin, you are the bumble bees mama

 

The deer in the field on the farm next door to me have given birth to a load of fawn, so there are lots of little bambis running around and they are all just so cute! That's a happier thought than bumblebees falling asleep in flowers, marginally.

 

Nope

 

omg bambies cutiessssss