Cuttin' the balls off

So my friend wants me to help her catch her donkey so she can *snip snip*. So she, my mom and I were hiding out, drinking and talking about castration. haha My mom turns to me and said, "If it gets out that you help cut balls off you will never get married." HAHAHAHAHA Oh no! Oh the HORROR!

Come one, come all and get your balls cut off.

 

mom is wrong, oh so wrong

 

You think so?

 

i cut my man's balls off, he says after the healing process is over the ventilation is great!

 

Why would one want to cut their donkey's balls off? Oouuuch!

 

yup, you'll marry one day

 

What ?

Peace

 

Because he is trying to mount his mother. Bad donkey!

 

Nah I don't think I want to. Men irritate me too damn much.

 

you're just saying that

 

I've had the Arby's guy ignore my nice way of saying back off. I've also had to deal with the drunk ex husband that keeps hanging around looking for my friend. I gotta tell ya it's hard to job hunt when I'm hiding a woman that is bringing me beer. Even if it is bad beer.

And on top of that I'm just pissy with that other one.

 

iggy:

 

Are you calling me a pig?

 

i'm not calling you an oinker...

i thought it was a funny smiley

 

I think I must've been a man in a past life. Haha that's why I can't deal with you fuckers.

 

you just wish you had a penis

 

No I don't. A vagina gives me more power.

 

sure ya do toots

 

You just hope that I'm wishing for your penis.

 

Now that's just badass.

You should totally film it and make millions in the animal porn industry.

Incestous Beastiality.... oh man, a whole new genre of great proportions!