Running every fucker over

I am in the mood today where I feel like driving a great big Hummer and runnig every motherfucker over. Just the mood I'm in.. Anyone else grumpy?

 

nice! you know there is game for this.

heres the point system for each hit:
1 for animals; shrews, cats, opossums, squirrels, birds etc.
5 points per child
10 points for man/woman
15 points for man/woman/child on a bike
20 for lance armstrong
28 ponts for hitting a guido
375 points for mexicans on donkeys

but hey, in this game, everyone wins!

 

ooo hummer

 

Your point system is flawed.

A child should get more points. Hitting a baby that's crawling across the street = winning the game.

Black guy on a bike with a 40 in his hand = At least 100 points.

Everyone else = 50 points.

Animals don't get you points... killing animals is not cool.

 

Drive a semi and try to control that urge. Oh man you could not guess the amount of times I wanted to roll through the gears of that truck and start smashing all those cars around me. The times protesters walked the roads stopping all traffic and fucking your time on loads up taking away what little time you had for sleep after being up over 36 hours driving or in docks getting loaded or unloaded.

 

i dont know, Brave.

Children a waaaaay easier to hit. And animals are always fare game in Texas because
its whats for dinner.

 

i know some people who would pay good money for a bowl of roadkill stew.

 

Children are easier, but the risk associated with hitting them is greater. The risk factor should be calculated into the equation.

Anyhow, I guess that it's cool to hit animals as long as you eat them, or something like that.

 

no one has mentioned retards in their points system, and old people
i'm ashamed to know you people

and yeah so i get this feeling all the time, why is it that you're grumpy?
that feeling is usually associated with happiness for me

the other night i went out with my brother, fucked around with fireworks and then i used my hatchet patrick to break shit, it was fun
i like destruction

 

you and i should never hang out, for the sake of the world and all that is good and beautiful within it.

 

BUT, if you hit Chuck Norris you lose.
cos Chuck Norris'll get back up off the road and whoop yer ass silly, boyo!

 

I don't think that Chuck Norris is intelligent enough to be able to figure out how to kick someone's ass.

 

are you kidding??? have you even seen Return of The Dragon???
have you even seen the 1992 smash hit, Sidekicks???

 

Yes, I've even seen the episode of Walker, Texas Ranger where he kicks through a windshield...

He's still a complete pussy though.

 

son, You're rattling the cage of a beast who cannot be tamed.

 

I am sorry, but I do not keep my penis caged.

 

of course not. it's no threat.

:biggrin:

 

That's what your great great great great great grandma said...

Sure proved her wrong.

 

grand papa!?!?

 

...take some prozac???