Does bleach work?

I have a possible drug test from my new p.o. Friday and I'm wondering if bleach works at all to give you a passing test.

 

If you want to poison your self and possibly die, then go ahead.

 

that's right.
and if you try the dipped finger thing, they'll find it!

 

I'm not saying drink it, I'm saying put a couple drops in it while I'm peeing in the cup.

 

it "kills" everything else.
they're main question will be, male or femal, if try bleach in the pee.
i tried that, and about every other way i could to beat a UA...
none worked
unless you wanna buy a drink.

 

Dude,

Drink gallons of water every day until your test day. On the day of the test, get up early and drink MORE WATER until your piss looks like spring water. That will usually do it.

Peace,
Sir

 

I have no idea when it is... I expected to be in jail by now but they haven't tested me yet.

 

if they don't watch u take the piss.....then try ordering some fake piss off line. nvr fails

 

no matter how much water you drink, you arn't gonna "clean" your system, only way to speed that up is sweat.
if you drink a ton of water right before the test, like drink three gallons half hour before test and take two practice piss' to check if it is clear.
piss all clear water in the cup and it will come up as dilluted.

 

Please do not drink bleach, rofl.

 

drink water,work out, eat alot of vitamin b, and for extra helpget a drink and home test.

 

just quit smoking weed, its only weed

 

I have quit, but with a possible test coming up I realize I don't want jail and extended probation.

 

thats a really bad idea.

you know you can die from drinking too much water?

a gallon a day should do it.

and about a day before your test, make sure to take some vitamin b12.


thats the stuff that makes your pee yellow

 

what is wrong with you people?
drinking water days before the UA does nothing.
drinking water does not clean your system faster!
drinking it RIGHT BEFORE the UA will make you piss water, making your UA come up as "dilluted".

 

so if you quit then why would you go to jail

 

it arouses suspicion when you "piss water"


and you'll still have drug traces in your system, if you weren't flushing it before that.


drinking water does flush your body...

 

Niacin(B3) works better.


For the record, and I am not suggesting this, but people at Job Corps would pour 1 capfull of bleach in a gallon of water and drink it. They would end up passing a piss test only a couple of hours later.

 

I understand that you do not know when you will be required to take the test but I believe the dilution method would be your best chance at passing. When was the last time you smoked? How much do you smoke? How much do you weigh? Anyway here is a step by step guide for the dilution method.

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html