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How good are you at sex?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Makaveli_Reborn, Jun 18, 2008.

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  1. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I'm great I'm awesome I rule I rock I came I conquered
     
    warmhandedcanadian, Jun 22, 2008
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  3. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    i'm HORRIBLE, lousy i have a small penis.
     
    Hellvis, Jun 22, 2008
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  5. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    but you are a chick, that penis is your clit.
     
    warmhandedcanadian, Jun 22, 2008
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  7. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    wait I"M A CHICK?????? fuck me that explains the small penis, wait why don't i have any boobs?????
     
    Hellvis, Jun 22, 2008
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  9. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    you have no boobs on account of your overthinness.
     
    warmhandedcanadian, Jun 22, 2008
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  11. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    Not bad. Working on buying a house right now. Was going to rent it out, but I'm probably going to live in it and use the equity to buy a rental property. Free rent is almost as good as monthly income, ya know?

    How's winback?
     
    Makaveli_Reborn, Jun 24, 2008
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  13. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    it sucks monkey dick, i'm out after this week. The company is going to hell man.
     
    Hellvis, Jun 24, 2008
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  15. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    I believe it. We should hang out here pretty soon. I'll have some money here in a few weeks.
     
    Makaveli_Reborn, Jun 24, 2008
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  17. secret_agent_amanda

    secret_agent_amanda Member

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    I'm the best bang since the big one...
     
    secret_agent_amanda, Jun 24, 2008
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  19. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    i cum in like, 10 seconds and keep cumming, and i squirt too. does that mean i'm good at sex? i dunno, but it sure as hell means i enjoy it!
     
    nakedtreehugger, Jun 24, 2008
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  21. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    hot :drool5:
     
    fitzy21, Jun 24, 2008
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  23. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    haha... thanks!
     
    nakedtreehugger, Jun 24, 2008
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  25. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I cum in like .3 seconds.
     
    warmhandedcanadian, Jun 24, 2008
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  27. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    pfff, i cum in negative time
    thats right, my orgasms are so good they turn back th clock, literally
     
    Allonym, Jun 24, 2008
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  29. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    lol ahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
    warmhandedcanadian, Jun 24, 2008
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  31. cuddles

    cuddles Member

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    It totally depends on who I am with. With my current boyfriend and soulmate, I am awesome... I think it is mostly because he is awesome though.
     
    cuddles, Jun 24, 2008
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  33. Musikero

    Musikero Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    You can cum in 10 seconds? Now this I gotta see.;)
     
    Musikero, Jun 25, 2008
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  35. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    *snicker* :cool:
     
    mamaKCita, Jun 25, 2008
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  37. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I take two months to orgasm :(
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 25, 2008
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  39. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    I think I am awesome at sex.

    Most women who have sex with me go lesbo immediately afterwards though. But I don't care, as long as I got mine.

    Being bad at sex is no big deal, since your partner won't find out until it's too late anyway.
     
    booshnoogs, Jun 25, 2008
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