How to get the Pussy Smell on your fingers, without the actual Pussy!

Listen Guys I've found a way for guys to get the smell of pussy on your finger without an actual girl. Its quite simple all you have to do is get your finger (I know this will sound gross but it works) and slide it on your butt hole. Then dont smell it or let it touch anything for 25 seconds. Then Sniff and I promise you it will smell similar to pussy. I do this all the time guys and it works. Try it while you are looking at porn, it will make it more fun!
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p.s. No im not joking, I seriously do this. I swear to Jesus Christ himself!!! SERIOUSLY I promise you im not lieing I do this and it works!! Just try it once!

 

Also Guys I've found that if you get a sweet smelling girls lotion and put a tiny tiny tiny i mean TINY dot of it on your finger after you slid it on your hole and let it air out. It will smell exactly like sweet pretty girl pussy! I do this all the time and pretend im smelling Ashley Tisdale

So yea I hope this helps guys!

 

Ashley Tisdale eh....

 

lmao!!! too hilarious.

you must really impress your friends. they wonder why you smell like puss all the time but never saw the hag, for sure.

 

lol at all the guys who are sitting there sniffing their own butthole right now.

 

Trust me, no one is doing this.

 

Wow...
I have to say, I've never come across a vagina that smelled like literal asshole.
You need a girlfriend. =]

 

I think the girls vaginas you've been smelling aren't girls.

 

LOL
Funniest thread ever.

 

Dude when you smell your finger it doesnt smell like ass hole... it smells like puss... and it helps even more if you do the lotion technique with it... it smells Exactly like a vagina after a girl has had a shower... trust me!

 

Trust you?!
Hahahaha!
You're smelling your asshole, buddy!
I'd much rather bury my face in a pussy and smell that.
C'mon!

 

Apparently when the guy has fingered a chick, he got it in the wrong hole?

 

Dude, I don't know what you've been fingering or fucking, perhaps your dog or something? If it is an actual human being then tell her she's wiping her ass the wrong way. Tell her it's the other direction. And then tell her to actually take a shower every once in a while... and use soap.

Lastly, take your finger out of your butt. Perhaps the fumes are going to your head or something. Oh... and stay away from my dog.

 

This is one of the strangest threads that I've ever come into contact with.

Hopefully, there are no guys listening to this "advice." I can only hope that such "advice" will die here and be gone forever.

 

Dude don't judge it till you actually try it... trust me it works... I do it all the time and it smells just like pussy... You cannot say it doesnt smell like pussy (especially when you use the lotion technique) when you havent even tried it!!

 

dude...you like the smell of your own asshole and are rationalizing it saying it smells like puss. just my take

 

he is very convinced that his ass smells like pussy..... either your a lil screwy :willy_nilly: in the head or you have been smellin some f#$ked up pussy man

 

i think homie just likes
the smell of his ass hole
and uses the fact it smells
like pussy to convince
him self it is ok to do this

 

lmao...this is the most hilarious thread ever.

 

Dude ... dude .... dude? Your really lame attempt at Teh Lulz has failed -- epic fail. So take your lotion and your smelly finger trolling somewhere else that has a few more 12 year olds that will actually buy into your bull. Nobody with half a brain has bought into your crap.



Edit: OMGZ it actually worked!!!!!!11one. I used teh lotion and now my fingers do smell like teh pussi.