How do i get this girl to join me in bed?

really like her...both 19 and had a thing for each other last year...what can i say that will get the job done

 

offer her like $30... always works for me.

 

offer her an 8ball of the finest blow you can get.

let her sniff it off your hard caaaccckk

 

Get in the fucking van. I have a gun.

 

I suggest my easy, no risk, 5 step plan.


Step 1: Get some chloroform
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Step 2: Wet rag with said chloroform
Step 3: Hold rag out to her, ask her if it smells like chloroform
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!

 

Worked for me and the gnomes...

 

If she wants to have sex with you she will make it apparent. Otherwise, let it go.

 

The chloroform method is regarded highly among members of the catholic clergy.

 

slip a roofie in her drink, that'll work for sure.

 

I agree

 

With all these replies, I doubt my advice would be helpful since you all seem so interested in taking sex instead of receiving it.

 

I agree with The Scribe. If you don't want to have sex, just let her be. If you both are happy together, that is fine without sex.