Last post is the WINNER cont.

this is the cutest squirrel picture ever.. but i still win!

 

win

 

arty: WINNER! arty:
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I WIN!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

 

I cut my grass with a Light saber..

 

lawlz

 

you should see all the "squirrel jerky" on the streets here

 

lol, I replied to your journal but I couldnt find it again, did you delete it?

 

delete? journal? me? NEVER! it's there.. somewheres..


and i win!

 

ok... Then I win

 

i win and i have pie

 

I have Cool Whhhh'ip.

 

I win with chocolate ice cream.

 

arty: WINNER! arty:

 

¡Yo Soy Ganador!

 

ditto (except, my post wins).

 

:conehead:

 

Btw.. Slinkies dont work on elevators..unless you tie a brick to one end.

1. To bounce Slinky up and down
   Hold a few coils tightly in one hand, allowing the rest of Slinky to hang down. Now in a bouncing motion, move hand slowly up and down. If you had a penis you could do the same thing.. If you dont then your a girl.

I found no. 4 to be particularly informative.
Also printed on the box was a responsible warning. Take heed, children - for while a slinky can be your best friend, if you're not careful it can become a foe more dangerous than your could imagine: Like Michael Jackson.

CAUTION Do not use in moving vehicle. Do not throw coils out any window. If you do make sure your car is faster than the car behind you.. Keep Slinky away from face and eyes and dont have a long term romantic relationship with it.
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Remember, a Slinky is for life. Not for Christmas.

 

huh?