never drinking again!

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  1. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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  2. BraveSirRubin

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    RUN AWAY FROM THE NEGRO COCAINE FIEND!!!!!

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    He will rape your children, and it will make him feel good!
     
  3. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    i thought that was his pcp mugshot?
     
  4. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    i thought it was a butthash mugshot :rolleyes:
     
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    omg i love this thread, and i LOVE weed, it makes everything better
     
  7. teh-horace

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    this is probably the best thread since the baked turd thread
     
  8. skullkidnate

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    I ended up drinking too much "jungle juice" and puked a few times at the bowling alley. I also smoked 5 cigs after even though I never smoke cigs.
     
  9. st. stephen

    st. stephen Senior Member

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    i only had a couple beers tonight myself, social drinkin. but yah weve all been where we say well never drink alcohol again, the longest i actually went was about a 4 month period after my experience on bourbon and xanax. as punishment i had to go to school the next day with the hang over. anyways, i guess the moral of the story is to not get pants shitting drunk if u can help it.
     
  10. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    yeh i've sworn off booze on numerous occasions

    truth is, dedicated drunks just get used to puking up water and bile and peeing out the ass.
     
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    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    that one was so funny I cried. damn!
     
  12. JayMoney

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    LOL just don't drink that much anymore and you'll be fine
     
  13. hippieatheart

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    I've said "I'm never drinking again" many many times.
    You'll drink again, believe me.. maybe not hard liquor, or even brandy again.. but you'll drink again.

    I had a really bad night with tequila last year, and I swore off alcohol... for like a day... but to this day I still cannot even smell tequila without feeling sick.
     
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    ^ same here, BAD tequila memories! so i don't drink tequila much...but yah idk
    just learn your limit so you dont puke every time, ehh i puked like 3 days ago, it was embarassing but otherwise i dont really care lol. andfor hangovers, just take some tylenol, pepto-bismol , and smoke a blunt!
     
  15. teh-horace

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    i swore off hard liquor for damn near over a year b/c of tequila

    now i only drink it in mix drinks, refuse to take shots anymore

    although the other night i was sippin' on some maker's mark, and that brought me back to my senses

    TO QUIT BEIN' A PUSSY

    that is all :D
     
  16. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    I can't get as drunk off of beer as I can with hard liquor. I've downed 3/4 of a 40 of bacardi and that was the most sloshed I've ever been, but funneling a 12 pack of beer and I'm still coherent.
     
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    I usually say I will never drink (Insert Drink that made me very ill and gave me a hangover here), but never stop drinking period.

    Cheap Cider is one of the drinks I said I will never drink again, but I still do if I want to get pissed and have no money. It laster for about a year though.

    Jack Daniels is the other, and I have more or less stuck to my word, except for a shot every now and then.

    But i don't really drink much anymore. I just had a blood test last week (Thought I had Diabetes) and I am going to see the doctor tomorrow as there may be something wrong with my liver. :( May mean I am never allowed to drink again.
     
  18. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Everyone says that after their 1st bad hangover. Remember there's 2 ways to avoid hangovers, drink water while you're drinking, or drink enough so you don't get hangovers anymore
     
  19. Just a daily toke

    Just a daily toke Senior Member

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    lol that must of been old shit
     
  20. teh-horace

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    this being the manly method
     

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