You know your really stoned. when?

that actually reminds me of something


sometimes when i'm really high, i feel like i have to pee, but i never do

am i just weird or does that happen to other people?

 

^^ that happens to me sometimes, happens a lot to a friend of mine as well

 

When you have more "Tpyos" then SoaringEagle..



Sorry SE I could not resist.. Still love yeah Man!

 

You know you’re stoned when:

You go into the kitchen to get a cold drink and you're gone so long that your friends come to see what's taking so long and you realize that you've been looking at an ice tray for a half hour.

Or

You go to an all night grocery store at midnight to get some snacks for the munchies and you begin sneaking around the store so the other customers won't notice that you're stoned.

 

When your dog starts to look good to you. geez I need help.

Peace

 

lol!!!
:biggrin:

 

you know youre stoned when you have no idea whats going on.

or you're in the marijuana section of hipforums

 

when your looking for the remote and its in your hands the whole time......god am i fucking baked.

 

Oh wow. I forgot what I was going to type. Peace mon.

 

when you look at this page 10+ times in a minute to see if anyone else posted thinking that it was over a 30 minutes

 

or you cant stop looking at your own sig.......

 

good one, its always a reflection of ones self, Sometime it is. lol.

 

if you're able to know you're too stoned, you're not stoned enough

 

When you begin to think that your buddies resemble mythological creatures when they smoke. Yesterday, I thought my friend was a fire-breathing dragon.

 

lol, i once thought my friend was a puma. your relly stoned when you see regan from the excorsist riding a big wheel when you close your eyes.

 

i have melted into everything on the face of the earth...each time hitting my face on something hard...
i have melted into:
sewers
couches
tables
beds
toilets
tubs
cars
street lights
and when i go to a mall...the list becomes endless

 

Hahaha, puma.

You know you're stoned when you sit in the corner part of an L couch, and you think you're in a Johnny Rocket's on a spaceship, complete with floating milkshakes in the form of a ball.

 

thats funny.

i was smoking at a friends house and just bought some from him and i had walked all the way back to my house put the stash in hiding then forgot that and started tripping thinkig i lost it and walked the whole room/ neighborhood and my friends house to find it.

then i come back and look where i hide it and im like damnit it was here the whole time.

i sometmes start thinking when im really high that what is going on at the moment is just a dream and its not reality and im gonna wake up in my real life.

 

When I had to stash my weed, before my mum was cool - I would always lose the shit. Stash it to make sure it's not discovered, and then wonder the next morning where the hell I stashed it.

 

When you're laying on the road and you dont notice a car beeping at you...

When you forget to spell soap

when you forget to spell your own name