could someone tell these folks its not working??

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by hippiehillbilly, Jun 20, 2008.

  1. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    has anyone else heard of this group "pumped to pray"?

    LMAO,, now im not damning Christianity,but i think prayer,positive thinking,,whatever you wanna call it has its limits and these folks have passed those limits..

    thats right a group is traveling the country stopping at gas stations and praying for the prices to go down..lol

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2008/05/30/ST2008053003189.html



    so these folks began in april,,nearest i can figure that means gas has went up about 40 cents a gallon since they started this crusade.. could someone stop them before it hits 5 a gallon??



    lollololololol
     
  2. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Don't you know that petroleum is God's urine?
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Whatever makes them happy...

    I'm gonna continue with my happy Bible burning which serves no purpose other than my own entertainment.

    (even though... deep inside... I hope that I'm pleasing the dark lord Satan and that he will eliminate the Christian plague from this forsaken planet :))
     
  4. San remo red

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    just let them be... they compare nothing to the muslims
     
  5. deleted

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    [quote=hippiehillbilly;LOL..

    Im going to have to get you back for this, since I was eating crackers and ham salad.. That came right out of my nose after reading that..
    Your a trip my man..
    Yes dont they know that Praying causes God to do the opposite.. That how you get tribulations and gain(faith) lol.
     
  6. treehuggerT

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    Maybe you could work on a bible fueled car...No use wasting all that energy.
     
  7. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Oh yeah, Im god and Im looking down, I see people starving in the streets, people dying of disease, wars ripping people apart, children dying, babies addicted to drugs becuase thier mothers are using and I shall instead fix it so you can drive around for less. Oh fucking ya thats what I thought prayers to me are supposed to do, what you want a damn plasma screen too and fuck why stop there, how about a super car and some fucking sluts for your every desire! :D

    Oh yes god is good!
     
  8. BraveSirRubin

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    I would if I actually liked cars.

    I should work on a bible fueled double gauge shotgun.
     
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    ? interesting thought.
     
  10. lode

    lode Banned

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    Hahahahaha.

    That's funny. :D
     
  11. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Been done but they call it methane gas from BS
     
  12. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    yeah it is kinda amazing especially when you consider the fact THEY ARE TRAVELING THE COUNTRY DOING THIS!!!

    wouldnt ya think all that cash that there spending could be better spent ,,hell i dunno,,feeding the hungry or medicine to the sick,, something??

    instead there riding around the country waisting gas praying for tthe price to go down..

    maybe someone should explain to them supply and demand...
     
  13. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    My life was lacking in diection at 16 and my church had awesome band that needed a guitarist, so I became saved.

    Those people seriously believe that their standing with God determines their monetary wealth. They used to pray for fucking swimming pools goddamnit. In Australia, ministers earn millions of dollars from the royalties of their television shows, tapes, records, donations....and guess what, religious earnings are all TAX FREE.

    The ministers at my church were actually investors and business developers in ther past lives and often paid people to come from all over the world to give sermons on the virtues of donating to the church.

    Its nice to see they have their priorities straight.
     
  14. deleted

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    Fanatics never listen to the voice of reason..
     
  15. lode

    lode Banned

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    Maybe they'll run over several visiting members of OPEC and oil prices will drop and it'll prove they have a just and loving god.
     
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