Jury duty

I just got jury duty. I'm on a jury for the next 2 to 4 MONTHS! This sucks! No summer vacation for me.

Here's my schedule: go to work at 7:30, jury duty at 9:00. Back to work over lunch and back to jury for the afternoon. I don't technically have to go to work (I get paid anyway), but I want to keep a little caught up and not over-burden my co-workers.

Not my idea of how to spend the summer.

 

As my stepdad says: "Jury duty is for people who aren't smart enough to get away from jury duty".

 

2 to 4 months it's has to be a murder trial


Hotwater

 

It's damn hard to get away from jury duty. I have been on three of them I hate it. they ask you questions before they pick you. I always try to be a dick. They ask you what you think of the police. I tell them I hate the pigs and don't trust them. I tell them I do drugs and eat puppies. They still pick me. It's hopeless.

Peace

 

Tell them that you're crazy, depressed, or something. Invent an excuse for why you can't participate.

Pull your penis out and start wanking it if everything else fails.

I'm sure that anyone can get away from jury duty.

 

its easy to get out of...been there...done that...

 

Just say you're prejudiced against white people for 'keepin a nigga down'.

Sorted.

 

Id love to get jury duty. It would feel great to be on the other side for a change!
God Bless ~

 

i'm eligible to get called up again after this year...

 

I told them I do drugs and eat puppies What I'm not crazy?. Still got put on the jury. Says a lot for our system. a puppy eater judging my case Geez.

Peace

 

I guess you weren't convincing enough.

Or maybe they were just looking for someone who's completely insane.

 

That's what I mean. I'm insane and they still wanted me WTF. would you want me on your jury hmm.

Peace

 

lol i gotta agree with your stepdad and add "and those who have no life"..

old people love jury duty,,especially widows and widowers...

 

You mean like the good tried n’ true jurors who acquitted Robert Blake


Hotwater

 

here all you have to do is show your the only one working in the household and your excused...

 

Why do you wanna get out of it? It seems exciting as hell to me. Estonia has a different justice system so we don't have that kinda shit here.

I mean, come on. It's not the fucking army.

 

Bull shit. I'm the only one working it my household and they took me.

Peace

 

I beg your pardon. I am very smart ( can't spell well ) but smart none the less. Want to see me do math ?

Peace

 

For some reason every time I think of Estonia, I’m reminded of SS-Gruppenführer Heinrich Müller's chilling remark at the Wannsee Conference ‘Estonia, Jew Free’


Hotwater

 

It's a pathetic excuse for a country. Don't believe anything positive you hear about it.

Well, except when someone tells you the women are beautiful. Because the women are beautiful.