What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? ... One walked on the moon and the other fucked little boys. Why is a picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself? ... It only takes one nail to hang a picture.
i thought the first was funny, but not the second. not because of sacrilege or anything. i guess macabre jokes are hit or miss with me. for example, this terrible nugget is hilarious to me: What's the difference between a pile of bowling balls and a pile of dead babies? You can't sift through the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
