Longest Time You've Held A Shit?

30 seconds...

 

three whole days to be exact.

 

Glacier national park, my dad likes to go off trail and stupid shit like that, I held it for a good 18 or 19 hours.

 

A week.

 

When I was in the Army, during basic training, I hated using those porta-potties! I hated taking a dump in public. So, I normally waited til we got back on base and into our barracks to go. But if I had to go, I went, if I couldn't hold it anymore.

 

There is a hell of alot of 12 hour holds on here???!!!!

 

Yeah well, you're new. But it shouldn't take you long to see that many of the posters here are full of shit

 

when you hold it for a really long time and than finally go it feels like heaven:sunny:

 

I'd guess about 2 or 3 days. I'm not kidding, either, I have this thing about pooping in public or around other people, so when I was in high school and went to Dallas with the choir two different trips, I held it the whole trip. I wasn't into doing that with friends in the next room.

 

For some reason I found this to be absolutely hilarious and busted out laughing right in the middle of work.

 

Amen to that!


As an aside, have you ever had to shit so bad that by the time you get to the toilet, drop trou, find a book to settle in with, that you've shit before you can finish the first paragraph? I feel so gypped during those moments...:2thumbsup:

 

I spend 2 months in a detention center and shit once that whole time.

 

this thread is hilarious.

I was visiting a friend last year and her bathroom door didn't close all the way and there were too many people sharing tight quarters to feel comfortable pooping with the door open, so I held it for an entire 48 hours

when I was a kid I only pooped once every couple of weeks. I don't know what was wrong with me, I don't think my parents fed me very nutritious food.

 

longer than i've ever held a job . . .

 

That was a long-ass time ago, but glad I could make ya laugh.

 

Haha its awkward when you first start staying over a bf's house and have to poop...especially if you're not showering right after.ive had to take baby poops through out the day.yeah but ill say a whole weekend..then again i dont always have to poop everyday.

 

A little off-topic, but I thought I'd share. Prepare yourselves!

I was at work (worked in manufacturing at the time) and realized I had to take a major dump, so I left the line I was working on and ran for the restroom. Dropped trou, got comfortable, and proceeded to take a shit of mammoth proportions! What made it so impressive is the fact that the shit was swirled around and around in a perfect pyramid shape, sort of like soft serve ice cream. The hilarious part was the little tip at the end of the poo stuck up out of the water. It was so priceless, I wiped my ass and flushed the paper in a different stall, and left my "creation" for someone else to admire.

It was truly a work of art. I was quite proud of it! LOL!

 

I actually was forced to get over this situation REALLY fast when Daniel and I started dating, because this used to be his parents' house and they went to West Virginia for a week. He and his sister pretty much had the house, but his sister went to stay with friends, so he had me come over and stay a few days and I got some kind of stomach flu like the first night. It was so bad that there was no way I could hold it. I knew he was a keeper when he just rubbed my belly the whole time I wasn't in the bathroom and he wasn't grossed out at all, lol.

 

This is 100% true. It would be grate if you'd all take a moment to admit I won. I deserve some reconition for the terror I went through.

The only thing worse than detention center food stuffing you up for 2 months... is lock-up food forcing it out in 10 pound segments over the next 2 months.

 

Respect Sam..I've given you a rep for that.