I have the hots for the pizza guy

Lol true I do! i saw him today when he delivered our pizza and Fell for him. I'm always thinking about him now since I never really saw a guy like that here.
Its very difficult to find a descent man here. I cant wait til we order pizza again. I want to give him hints that I like him but I dont know what should do without acting like a weirdo or making a fool of myself! I dunno if hes taken either. What should I do?

Stacy

 

Ask him out for pizza sometime.

 

This sounds like the beginning of a very sausagey porn...

 

Haha, took the words right out of my mouth.

 

Think of the benefits of a relationship with a pizza guy.

Extra pepperoni on your pie
No need to tip him for the delivery
All the breadsticks you can eat

It's perfect!

 

Next time he comes, answer the door with your hottest outfit you have on. Slip him a note with you name and phone # on it when you give him the money. Then do the hand to the cheek, pinky to the mouth, thumb to the ear movement while mouthing 'call me'.

 

or just give him a huge tip, and he'll beg to take the delivery to your house, thus more time seeing him and then maybe a conversation. the other idea of the number and shit would be to forward for me to do, but that would less costly in the long run. pizza guys make bank though!

 

im not gonna go all porno on him lol but it is funny! we dont order pizza often but last time i gave hhim a 5 dollar tip, he has the coolest dreads, could i ask him about that? or just compliment him? its difficult cause im really shy around guys

 

You should do both.

 

DREADS!? thats the perfect way to start a conversation up! ask him how he started them and when and how long it been and does he plan to keep them forever.

 

Yeah you could even touch them while you ask him. Make eye contact and smile! I like the passing your number with the money idea too! Let us know how you go hey?

 

oh sure! I just gotta get out of my shyness! problem is ill be bummed out if next time it isnt him so i wanna try to slip in my number as quick as i can

 

Life is too short to be shy! Definitely pass him your number. Even if he is not interested I'm sure he'll still be quite flattered. And you will never know until you try. And if it works out you have a cute story about how you met haha...
I used to be shy, I am so much happier now that I'm over it... No more nagging "what ifs?".... So yeah, go for it girly, especially if he has dreadies ... he's probably a chill down to earth guy that would love to hang out with you Let us know how it goes!