i applied to be on a reality show

ide send you secret messeges in code

 

oh i thought that was a link about castings.. and yea i checked it, sounds interesting in fact, not like big brother at all...

 

OH cool. A good friend of mine just got back from a 5 year stint teaching english in shainghai, and taiwan. Pretty good money, and great life experience. I would love to escape north america.

 

ya, its kinda more of a documentary rather than a reality show
its not like you get voted off or anything.

 

If they do a Real World in Indianapolis, I will do whatever it takes to get on.

Then, after a few weeks, I will probably simply disappear in the middle night and live on JJ's couch. Then, after a couple weeks, I'll magically re-appear.

I will also masturbate as much as possible where I know the camera can see me.