Goofy things your kids say

We own several chickens. We had explained to our 3 year old where eggs come from, I don't even remember why butI think she noticed it somehow. Anyway, I had bought some eggs at the grocery store before our chickens had matured enough to lay their own, and one day when I was going into the kitchen I noticed my daughter in there with the fridge wide open. She had an egg, and was squeezing it as hard as she could between her hands...lol, she was doing the shakey face thing too, i guess to show how hard she was trying, bearing her teeth and everything. When I went to get it from her, she got grumpy and said
"stupid chicken won't come out of the hard, hard egg!" She gave me her mean look about it.

LOL, sorry, I just think they are so cute at that age, when they think they know something. I had to share.

I know there are plenty of other mom's here, so what kind of goofy stuff does your kid (or kids) come up with?

 

Virginia, who is 19 months old, doesn't say goofy things, but since she is learning how to talk, she says words funnily (is that a word?).

• dog=gog-gog
• cat=keek
• my friend's daughter Tiffany=Titty
• cup=cock
• fork=fuck
• help=hauck

The other morning, I woke up to her in her crib yelling, "HEEEY, EAT!"
Meaning, get your ass up and make me some breakfast!

When I was breast-feeding, Madeline (then 4) called my breasts "milk machiners". And called a bra "booby-blaster."

 

the 5 year old i sit for cracked me up last week...we got into the elevator at the mall and it smelled like very strong body oder. (know my hubby and i dont wear deoderant bc of all the horrible ingredients in it, we use essential oils instead)


ANYWAY, when we walked in i said "whew!" without thinking. she proceeded to say that it stunk, and asked me what the smell was. I said that it smells like someone who has been working outside very hard. She was quiet, then said "it smells like a man in here!"
her father has an office job, i wonder what shes basing this on...

she totally cracks me up...i cant wait to here what my own child comes up with....

 

We went looking fo rwedding rings the other night and were in the jewelry store and my son is playing with the rolling chairs. He hids himself in some and starts pooping. Those stores are small. He proceeds to yell..I'm POOPING MOMMIE!! I'm Not done POOPING MOMMIE.....and the store stunk. *Sigh*It was romantic.....

 

LMAO! Kids and poop...there's no funnier combination. Virginia came running up to me today with a diaper in her hand saying "HAUCK (help) POOP!"

 

lol, kids are fantastic. When my sister and I were little, my mum tried explaining that we would have a new baby brother soon, becaue Daddy planted a seed inside her that would one day grow into a baby. My sister (who had just been learning about growing stuff at preschool) looked puzzled,and the asked "but mummy,how do you know it will be a baby, what if it grows into a carrot?" it was funny, and is now family legend.

Havign no kids of my own yet, i have to rely on what we did as little ones - Apparently I used to call my grandma "gamma" and my grandad "more gamma"

 

Dakota says, "I pout" which means he farted.

 

Daddy has a cold and asked me to get him some water. Mason Grabs that water bottle and says here daddy this is so you don't get the hickups!

 

lol

 

my hubby the other day was playing with our 3 1/2 year old. He was trying to teach her how to whistle. he said...

"Elena, want to whistle?"

Elena then replied. "I can't daddy, I'm not a train."


I still laugh about that one.

 

When my son was around three or four we were at the beach and we had bought a package of fireworks. The kids had those little popper things you throw on the ground. Well the four year old decided to put one in his mouth and it popped. The look on his face was funny, we were all saying are you ok? why did you do that? and he says, it tastes kinda spicey. Scared us at first but he was ok and now we laugh about that.

 

The extent of my one month old's vocabulary:

*burp*
*sneeze*
*gurgle*
*coo*

 

A bunch of girls told me they had baby hamsters growing in their bellies today.
R calls all berries and berry-like things ree-rees.
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a couple months ago my stepdad asked my three-yr-old sister to put away her toys and she said "i can't, i don't have no legs"

 

Sage (four years old) came in the other day, and had pen marks on her legs. I asked her what it was and she replied, "It's pen." "Yeah, I know that, but what is it?" She looks at me, like I am an idiot and says, "Peas!" Like drawing peas on ones legs is expected!

 

When my daughter was 5, my sister had a baby. My daughter was very curious about it. How long does it take to have a baby? Does it hurt your belly? How do you get the baby out? I answered her questions the best that I could. She thought about it for a while, then she asked, "Wouldn't it just be easier to lay an egg?"

 

New vocab for Virginia:

balah-balah=banana
Clulu=clifford (the big red dog)

 

lol, man kids are awesome.

when I was five my mum took me to this industrial type place to pick up her car from the mechanic. There was a big electricity pylon outside, and apparently I looked at it and said (in complete, wide eyed awe) "Mummy! Is that the Eifel Tower?"

 

That is halarious

All your guys's stories are funny. Made my morning.

 

When my daughter was like 4 years old she asked me what heaven is,i explained best i could, so then she looks at me with the most serious face and says: I better be able to bring my barbie Mom. Oh man, cracks me up.