Think your night was crap?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by HerbalGuy, Jun 13, 2008.

  1. HerbalGuy

    HerbalGuy Member

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    Ok listen to my fun tale about my night:

    So me and this girl been talking for a while (dirty talk..me her online) and tonight i decided to drive out to her and have some fun..she is/was pregnant but pussy is pussy to me so whatever lol.
    So we start playing and i start eating her out which she loved but then she wanted to suck my dick =/ She apparently loves to gag on dick but i guess i was a little bit to much for her to handle so she threw up right on my dick :toetap05:
    Whatever shit happens and while she cleans herself up i decided to wipe my slightly sweaty pants which were laying on the floor. Puke wiped on my face..great.
    Even this i just kinda ignored with a laugh and we started fucking..Ouch! Her tummy apparently started hurting so we change positions. Still in pain..we realize it's labor pain =/ I start cleaning my pants while she is getting ready for the hospital lol.

    On my way home (her mom drove her to the hospital) i lost my lighter so i had to go inside the gas station to get a lighter wearing only my boxers since my pants were puked on.
    Think your night was shitty?
     
  2. EazyE

    EazyE Senior Member

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    What kind of perv shags a pregnant whore?
     
  3. HerbalGuy

    HerbalGuy Member

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    eh don't know if you will like it unless you try it
     
  4. EazyE

    EazyE Senior Member

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    Knowing a baby is about to slide out the hole im in wouuld be a huge turn off tbh. Not to mention the huge belly, its just wrong.
     
  5. EXAchilles

    EXAchilles Member

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    Yeah, and if she started having labor pains then that means she was in the third trimester, and any sex could harm the baby. That's just bad mothering.
     
  6. tribfan

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    when my partner has been pregnant we fucked right up until she was nearly due, she was absolutely insatiable and wanted it morning noon and night.
     
  7. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    :rolleyes: where do you get that information? having sex is actually a suggestion often given to get labor going...
     
  8. Theweirdone

    Theweirdone Member

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    Gross. Pregos are just nasty.
     
  9. Stevie2Wonder

    Stevie2Wonder Member

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    yeah sex is really good for labor......but dude thats pretty fucked up for going to bang a pregnant chick...where the hell was the father of the child.....I dont believe that BS also because sex is one thing....but eatin out a pregnant chick is fucking nasty....woman secrete some nasty shit...definitely once they hit the second trimester, because their body is going through so many changes, the vagina is getting ready for birth
     
  10. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor


    hahaha, Max Hardcore style :cheers2:
     
  11. FaithSinclair

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    Let me guess ... virgin? Or at the very least never in any lasting relationship? Are you the guy that has the lights off in the middle of the night and only fucks on the bed in the missionary position becasue sex is icky? Do you spend time on here and fap in front of your computer to "sexy chicks?"

    Grow up.


    Now on to the topic. Sex is actually encouraged throughout pregnancy. Along with regular Kiegal's. It helps prepare the woman for delivery. Supposedly you can have normal sex, as hard as you want through the first trimester, ease back a little in the second trimester and take it easy in the third. No hard core pumping action and try not to squash the baby when you pass out.

    If I had to guess I would say that maybe the violent abdominal contractions she had when you choaked her with your amazingly long and thick knob sent her into labor. So note to self ... no prolonged deep throating in the third trimester unless you have your gag reflex in control.
     
  12. EazyE

    EazyE Senior Member

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    Sorry but fucking a pregnant woman whos kid isnt even mine is disgusting and they are both as bad as each other. If it was my wife/girlfriend who was pregnant it would be a totally different story.
     
  13. FaithSinclair

    FaithSinclair Member

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    That wasn't what my rant was about. it was about "Pregos" being "gross" that is a infantile blanket statment about pregnant women and deserved to be slapped down.


    But let's address your's as well. Say, for instance, that you hook up with a girl and you have freaking wonderful sex and your personalities click perfectly. Then you find out later that she's preg. by another guy before you met. Are you saying you'd dump her through little fault of her own because it was "disgusting?" I mean accidents do happen even with birth control, but it is another man's child and thus disgusting. Even though she very well could have been the love of your life?

    I mean she would start to show eventually and be very preg. at some point. Would you dump her at that point? Or would you realize that she's still the same person you fell for.

    Hmm, well I suppose you could force her to to the abortion thing and have that hanging over your relationship. Or maybe ... nah, nevermind.

    It seems the more I read the tough questions, the more I realize that there are a number of teens and pre-teens on these boards that don't have a clue about what real life actually is like.
     
  14. ahimsa

    ahimsa Senior Member

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    I think the part that is "bad mothering" is casual sex with random people. She's exposing herself and the fetus to disease and violence(potentially because the male is unknown).

    Pregos are beautiful IMHO, but I'd not want to have casual sex with one that wasn't carrying my child because of the above risks. I would think she is irresponsible.
     
  15. EazyE

    EazyE Senior Member

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    You confused my post. I'd dump her because i wouldnt want to father someone elses child. Fucking a prego stranger who you know nothing about is disgusting imo, especially since her water could break all over your dick.
     
  16. WanderingSoul

    WanderingSoul Free

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    Hey, just hope she had an okay time with you before going into labor and the baby is okay.
    Update?
     
  17. Angelina31

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    That is a complete load of C-R-A-P!! As mother of 2, and had loads of sex when pregnant - it is great, you get creative, you are fertile and gorgeous :) - it's the best - I know from asking my OBGYN that there is not often a risk to child unless you already have some other medical condition relating to a risky pregnancy.
     
  18. Angelina31

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    And Stevie2Wonder, love ya, but I didn't have ANY icky gross stuff 'down there' at any point in either of my 2 pregnancies?
     
  19. Kenny123

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    Woman are extreamly horny when prego
     
  20. EazyE

    EazyE Senior Member

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    Sex is fine, but i bet it was with the father of the baby who you have known for a long time.
    Rather than calling some guy up to fuck you with his smeg covered penis and then leaving and never seeing him again, sure i bet that would be great :rolleyes:
     

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