Everyone in the midwest deserves to get flooded.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by OregonHerbalist, Jun 12, 2008.

  1. OregonHerbalist

    OregonHerbalist Member

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    Its the armpit of the U.S... One would think that year, after year of tornadoes and monsterous thunder/rain storms ripping through, one would want to move. But no, not you folks in the midwest. Its FLAT!!! do you think that water is going to magically get absorbed, or be able to flow downhill somewhere,lol. Is it somehow fun and exciting for you folks?
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'll assume this is a joke that fell flat and you aren't really that stupid...
     
  3. OregonHerbalist

    OregonHerbalist Member

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    Oh...its no joke!
     
  4. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    sigh...


    everyone on the internet is stupid and i am becoming increasingly annoyed by being here...
     
  6. BraveSirRubin

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    I'm sorry sir, but you are completely wrong.

    Anyone who isn't black, fat, or a child does not deserve to get flooded.

    Take the hate speech elsewhere!
     
  7. OregonHerbalist

    OregonHerbalist Member

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    Who said anything about being black, fat, or a child?
     
  8. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    God did.

    All three are extremely immoral.

    Please refer to the exit signs. Shit's going down. Down down down with the brown.
     
  9. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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  10. thehippie_08

    thehippie_08 that girl

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    excuse me...i'm in the midwest...
    michigan is a beautiful state... and you suck. =p
     
  11. OregonHerbalist

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    :D.... just the kind of response I was looking for. I would have thought that I would have been torn apart already, finally someone with some balls..
     
  12. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    (not worth the energy it takes to type the letters needed to tear you apart perhaps)
     
  13. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    I live in the Midwest.

    ............I'd rather live in Oregon.
     
  14. dibbo69

    dibbo69 Fuck em all

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    First of all no matter where you live there are pitfalls to be had-tornadoes, blizzards, earthquakes, hurricanes, etc....

    Second people live where they live for any number of reasons. I myself am in MN and I'm quite happy that you are one less idiot I have to deal with on a day to day basis.

    Third are you really this foolish or just ignorant?
     
  15. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    the midwest is certainly not ALL flat... have you ever visited the midwest?
     
  16. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    Just let the thread die, people.
     
  17. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    yes...master...yes...
     
  18. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    I was going to concur with you, but then the realization that I, too, live in the Midwest came to me. Now, I can only concur with you on Iowa and Nebraska. :cool:
     
  19. thehippie_08

    thehippie_08 that girl

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    me too. portland is my kind of city. =p
     

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