I want to get fat..

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by OregonHerbalist, Jun 11, 2008.

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  1. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Jillian Barberie lost weight she looks good enough to eat.

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 12, 2008
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  3. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    pics or GTFO
     
    fitzy21, Jun 12, 2008
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  5. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    What ? GTFO ? I still want to eat Jillian she looks yummy.

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 12, 2008
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  7. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    GTFO = get the fuck out

    so either post soem pics or GTFO

    can't keep jillian to yourself
     
    fitzy21, Jun 12, 2008
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  9. silverhippy

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    Oh ok thanks. Yeah you can have some of her too.

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 12, 2008
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  11. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Also to get airtime on Maury...normal people need not apply...
     
    mitten_kitten, Jun 12, 2008
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  13. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    At 6'3" and 145, I'd love to get fat. I was thinking about this earlier today, actually. If I could afford to get fat, I would. I would just eat all the damn time. The moment some money gets into my hands, I am going on a two-week eating binge, just so I don't have to feel hungry.

    Fuck my health, I'm tired of being hungry all the damn time.
     
    Deus Ex Cirrhosis, Jun 12, 2008
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  15. silverhippy

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    Thats the sprit. Soon you will be a blimp. Eat Kentucky Fried Chicken for two weeks you will look like a pig in no time.

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 12, 2008
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  17. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    You ever been too poor to afford food?
     
    Deus Ex Cirrhosis, Jun 12, 2008
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  19. Cavale

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    A lot of poor people are tremendously fat. Just go for most calories per dollar in everything you eat and you will be too.

    Trust me, I grew up in poor rural towns. There were few non-fatasses.
     
    Cavale, Jun 12, 2008
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  21. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    you can, in fact, get fat on 3 ramen packets and a glass of milk per day.
     
    mamaKCita, Jun 12, 2008
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  23. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Haha...

    [​IMG]...
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 12, 2008
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  25. silverhippy

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    Sorry no. But you could eat things you have around the house. Try eating old tires. Maybe if you have any concrete you can make it up like oatmeal. These things will stick to your ribs.

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 12, 2008
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  27. lode

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    Remember, if you rub it on a piece of paper and the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.
     
    lode, Jun 12, 2008
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  29. silverhippy

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    Rub what ? I don't think I understand this.

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 12, 2008
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  31. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    come on now. why would you wanna gain 100 pounds for the hell of it. i'm sure there are more enjoyable things to do with your time
     
    prissbaby, Jun 12, 2008
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  33. lode

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    The food you pervert! :eek:
     
    lode, Jun 12, 2008
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  35. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    oooohhhh... i tried rubbing something else on a piece of paper, and the paper just got all scabby and buggy...
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jun 12, 2008
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  37. deviate

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    I think this thread killed some brain cells.

    And good lord :eek: check out the fat, carbs, and sodium content of that thing.
     
    deviate, Jun 12, 2008
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  39. silverhippy

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    I still don't get it. What color is the paper to begin with ? Thanks somebody has to be a pervert. Might as well be me. Cool I'm a pervert. You don't know the half of it.

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 12, 2008
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