I was in the park

And I was smoking with a few friends, then we were covered in dogs and dog walkers trying to get their dogs back =] So then we went to the shop and got food, then smoked more.. then I went home, ate some bourbon cream biscuits and went to bed. Now I'm drinking tea. What's everyone else been up to ?

 

You should have kidnapped a dog and called it friend...

 

damn, that would've been good. I could've made a short movie where the dog finds me in some wasteland and teaches me dog warrior skills to battle the half dinosaur half pigs that try to keep me in the wasteland.

 

See, now you're thinking... Go and reinact what you did this morning and then maybe you can have your chance back.. Don't mess up...

 

Reinact ? I was thinking time machine ! wanna help build it ? maybe we can get a morlock instead of a dog

 

No need to build one silly, I have one right here.. It came in my Lucky Charms cereal box, didn't even have to send in a proof-of-purchase, it was inside...I already road a dinosaur this moring and hugged a Wolly Mammoth...Do you think a Morlock will let me brush it's body hair...

 

Nice ! Wolly Mammoths just give the best hugs don't they ? And if it doesn't let you brush it's body hair we can strap it to a table like james bond but instead of a laser we can lower you down with a hairbrush, no no no that's too cruel. I'm sure it wont say no if you promise to be gentle. Now I'm off for food, we shall meet later to find our morlock, good day !

 

Bourbon Cream Biscuits?

 

It would be my favourite biscuit if Kimberly Mikado didn't exist

 

Yuck, biscuits.

 

Mojo, biscuits are good... Don't make us send our freshly brushed Morlock after you...

 

All right.

I just don't care for sweets. Ice cream's good in the summer but.. Otherwise, nah.

 

I was reading a thread in the only forum I actually go to, and I was appalled by its lack of originality and creativity. All I could think was "Man, doesn't this guy have something better to say?".

Hopefully something more exciting will happen today.

 

Mr Burns : "I was strolling through the gas one daaaaaaaaay"

 

Well, lets see...

Just got high. Now I am setting up a payment system for a new business web site I am working on.

Planning my vacation that I am going to take in about 2 months or so.

I am also brainstorming a new Business opportunity that fell in my lap.

Finally I am jonesing for donuts and ice cream....because this little banana republic does not have any decent donuts or ice cream around.

Think I will load another bowl.

 

Just been drinking, as per usual.