Homosexual dreams, yuck!

Tony: [describing his dream] So there I am, getting it on with this perfect female body and...
Mike: What?
Tony: I can't say.
Mike: No, you can't give a build-up like that and not deliver. You know, a perfect female body, it’s not a bad start.
Tony: But with the head of Abraham Lincoln. With the hat and the beard, everything.

 

i'm much straighter

 

I'm a fucking ruler, straight and long.....

it was starting to get a little homo-erotic so I had to stop

 

Aaaggghhhh I'm Straighter!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn what the hell. i wrote that in all caps????? ppfffftt

 

Please, Ive had homosexual dreams. Dont mean shit.


Although I did like Stinkfoots post

 

Did you use caps lock?

 

no i used the shift key

 

that is very strange

 

Yeah, Thats what I thought too.

 

Well, naturally, after all it was a strange occurance

 

I had a dream the other night, one of my friends was calling me gay, and I told him a mans hairy ass is the biggest turn off, and it makes me want to vomit to think about..

Hahaha, too bad. Youre gay in dream world, and I'm definitley not.

 

my dream was that my baby got away from me and i couldn't catch her as she ran towards traffic. i think mine was much worse.

 

I tried to yell and it only came out as a whisper. DAMNIT!!

 

i dreamed about getting a hummer

 

I'd rather dream of blowing 6 guys than have that one. I have those types regularly. they suck!!

 

Oh, wanna be my dominatrix?



Everyone else.. get fucked

 

I've had that dream , sux , I would rather have an awkward sex dream ,too.



Mojo, I'll take that as a "yes you would"-




-so gay

 

No, I'm not much of a sausage-man. I'd suck your heels, though

 

Well, at least we all know where you get fucked at...


you so like gay sex...

 

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