guess what i watched tonight???

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  1. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    your mom moaning as i was fucking her tonight!!!

    just kidding...i fell asleep on top of her...
     
    jerry420, Jun 10, 2008
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  3. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    hahaha i feel sorry for ya.. my mom's a cow..
     
    Hilder, Jun 10, 2008
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  5. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Where did you leave her ? I want to hit her up for money.

    Peace
     
    silverhippy, Jun 11, 2008
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  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    My mom only has sex with sea lions...so couldn't have been her, maybe my dad though, he seems like your type...
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 11, 2008
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  9. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Your mom is an anorexic manatee
     
    RELAYER, Jun 11, 2008
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  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    She is???? I was wrong this whole time, thought she was a three tentacle octopuss...:( She lied to me...
     
    mystical_shroom, Jun 11, 2008
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  13. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    That must've been a well-built bed to take both you and my mom.
     
    redyelruc, Jun 11, 2008
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  15. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Sorry someone had to break it to ya
     
    RELAYER, Jun 11, 2008
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  17. CSP101

    CSP101 Member

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    My mom is dead....
     
    CSP101, Jun 11, 2008
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  19. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    my mom would eat your face off. you're a bold man.
     
    mamaKCita, Jun 11, 2008
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  21. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    I thought we had to guess.
     
    bird_migration, Jun 11, 2008
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