So im 14 and live in london. I sufferd from a condition wich permantly damaged my the nerves in my stomach i.e. im in constant pain. I use MJ to medicate for pain and sleep (and because its fun). So today i get back from school and go up to my room were i proceed eat a hahs brownie and do cup hits with some hash (you put abit of hash on a pin set it alight put a glass over it then suck out the smoke). I get undressed put a towel around me and put my pipe grinder and lighter in the waste line of my boxers to shower bake, and continue down stairs to my shower. my brother is on the landing and says he can smell weed, I sigh and tell him im not and the **** goes and narcs on me. I quickly stash my stuff take a shower come out were my bro tells me mum wants me. I quickly get dressed run downstairs get shouted at by my mum and promise her all this shit about how i stopped (shes caught me 4-5 times before). she sends me up to my room and my dad gets back. I go down tell him then me him and my mum start talking in the kitchen. My dad and my brother go upstairs to sniff around and they come down saying that my room doesnt smell but my sisters bathroom (she's at Uni) does have a sharp odor like i had been burning something but not a weed smell (my dad spent a year smoking weed and doing acid in india in the 70's). we have dodgy drains so when you have a shower the entire house stinks of shit. I say that that was probally what they smelt, I then get sent to my room on the grounds that I wasnt punished enough for the other times i was caught. Its complete bollocks but atleast it wasnt a real bust. Ive now gotta have dinner with them and it guna be awkward as fuck. Happy toking. edd.
shit your parents dont understand the ganj helps your stomach pains? Or mabey just don't want you smoking because of the consiquenses that can come with it, with the law and such. I do hear though UK isn't very strict with mj. If you want to keep toking I would either find a place outside your house that is very private and remote, or blow the smoke directly out the window with spoofs (air fresh, inscense etc.) And an extreamly valueable lesson I learned was when after you smoke ALWAYS close your door. I bet that may have been where you slipped up. The open door allows the ganja scent to travel and youll be able to smell it throughout the house.
I have but there still complete dicks about it. My mum is uber pissed and convinced that i was smoking. Im in so much shit. I also had to eat my last brownie last night to help with sleep.
ask them whether they would rather have a son who is in constant pain and suffering or a son who is happy and breaks a few laws which dont hurt anyone.
^and get thumped? no way man. My mum just saw me on the stairs and started crying. She just keeps trying to get me to admit to smoking. im so pissed at this crap.
Shit. I just said i would take a drug test to prove my innocence. she said it would messure the amount of cannabis in my system. I mixed a capfull of bleach into 1.5liters of water and ive already drunk half of it. and ive got a couple drop of bleach in a container in my pocket to add to the sample. I do not know when the test is so i need to detox fast. I would do alot of excersising but as stated above i am in constant pain so that would hurt. What should i be eating/ drinking in order to pass the test? I will try and get my hands on some vitamin b12 to yellow up my piss and i will try and drink 4litres a day. lots of help and advice is very neccasary. BTW I smoke about 1-2 times a day and the last time i cossumed cannabis was last night in potent hash brownie form. I will check my mums internet history to see what test she is getting and see what the delivery time is.
the bleach probobly doesnt help much with the stomach pains, you should try drinking apple cider vinegar its not as harsh as bleach.
I heard that you can put a capfull in water or a few drips in piss. I have a metric ass ton of apple cider vinegar down stairs (my mum drinks a ton of that crap) how much would i have to consume in order to have a good chance of passing?
Dude, just drink a shit load of water, take some vitamin B (makes ur piss yellow) and make sure you eat a "normal" amount of meat in your daily diet (to stabilize your creatine levels) and you'll pass. It's really not rocket science like everyone makes it out to be, just chemistry. Replace the actual food and body breakdown urine in your bladder with excess water from your system and let your body process the B vitamins to turn it yellow. Ta-da! ANY expensive drink or concoction will have drinking large quantities of water on its list of steps along with B vitamins and creatine in the mix. Check the labels and see for yourself. And don't start drinking dumb shit. THC is stored IN YOUR FAT CELLS and is metabolized out eventually through your urine. The only way to actually beat a test is to not piss urine that's comprised mostly of biproducts of your bodies natural rhythm, which is why loading up on the water works. I'll spell it out one more time: Drink water till you piss clear Take a B vitamin Chill. Pass.
if you have conservative parents, they will never be OK with mj use because of one reason: its illegal
