time to go

ive lived in the same town for my whole life. never been on a plane. never been anywhere remotely exotic. i wish i had the money to just leave. i live in plymouth, ma. whrer the pilgrims landed with plymouth rock and all that shit. every summer rich people come and live in vacation homes and take over. this town is bullshit. i would never vacation here if i was rich! i'd be in beautiful jamacia. i wonder if jamacians feel the same.

 

Jamacians wanna vacation in Sweden.

 

what the fuck is a jamacian gonna do with snow

 

scour the web for cheap tickets. I am sure you can find em'

treat yourself to a vacation somewhere...

doooo it

 

Marvel in it, like you would in the tropics.

 

Don't worry you'll get to go somwhere someday. I hear any Jamaican wanting to vacation somewhere else is immediatly killed because of their incurable insanity but thats just what I hear.

 

true story: one of my good friends lost her virginity to a jamacian bartender while on vacation with her dad and sisters

 

Just post signs around town informing the tourist trade (and infuriating the chamber of commerce) that the pilgrims actually first landed in Provincetown, MA not Plymouth, MA



Hotwater

 

then why the hell are so many tourists coming here? is it because to many are down the cape already?

 

maybe you can find a jamacian bartender locally?

 

because at the end of the day. all i need is a jamacian bartender

 

Buy a really big straw hat, a few bags of sand and loads of rum and you have one in your back yard.